Technoblade HC Date: October 29, 2021
Anon, oh my lord, you are so smart
So I looked in depth at the character you were talking abt and I was like *insert surprise Pikachu face*
So our new anon friend compared Techno to Tatzu
GENIUS
Technoblade fits the house husband role perfectly
This man is committed
After going into retirement everything kinda fell into place
Yall had been married for about a year
But everything had been so hectic that it had been hard to spend time together
Life with him was perfect
He was the one that would cook and clean
Wearing an apron over his thick clothes
Or having a cute chefs hat over his crown
Of course, he had one of the cheesy aprons
"Kiss the Cook" or "Baby get some barbeque" were his favorites
Anytime he needed to babysit Micheal he would have that same look
He can actually be decent with children
He would sit down with you on the couch before
Wrapping an arm around your midsection
He would shift slightly
Then wham
Your face was covered in flour he was supposed to be baking with
That would lead to a war between the two of you
Throwing flour back and forth
It was full of laughter
Then Ranboo and Tubbo walked in
Then immediately left as the blood god almost ran into them
They didn't let him babysit for a while after that
He was also the one to clean up the mess after
He is a loveable teddybear
We stan anon for giving me this idea.
#Softnoblade
