#softyklisses

[gleekto]

This is from the National Post. 

So who's in? (MMVA ladies, I'm talking about you...and any others who'd like to come with us).

I have a vague connection to TIFF who can hopefully help me figure out how to get tix (it's complicated) and can confirm with me when Imogene is confirmed.

Who's in? (I am. In case that wasn't clear).

[glitterdammerung]

facethefall replied to your post: and how much fun can it be trying to suck...

and for a dick to be jammed down your throat in a very un-fun manner.

I feel like this is a genuine hazard! And so I am having trouble believing it is very sexy and therefore trying to write it is difficult, it is coming out so not sexy.

 shnks replied to your post: and how much fun can it be trying to suck...

it can actually facilitate things, being underneath, opens up your throat a little more, makes the slide easier and I should go omg

I am still trying to diagram it in my head and I still have this concern that dicks should not bend that way.

 spinmybowtie replied to your post: and how much fun can it be trying to suck...

Ahem…prop with a pillow. Scoot down a bit so they can thrust forward and slide down your throat easier. Yeah. *nod*

AH. A pillow. Well. Maybe. Okay, I am starting to think I definitely need to go watch some porn.

 lilinas replied to your post: and how much fun can it be trying to suck...

I’ve always thought 69 was one of those things that was way hotter in theory than reality. I’m so with you on this!

It's hot with girls! Because then no worrying about bending dicks the wrong way or choking or...

Anyway it's moot for me, because I am a fucking inconsiderate jackass and I always end up going, "LOOK JUST FINISH ME OFF OKAY I'LL BE ABLE TO FOCUS ON YOU IF YOU JUST GET ME OFF TRUST ME OKAY" and until they do I'm just up top making token gestures at whatever genitalia they possess because I am fucking useless. 

Orgasms are about the only thing I can't multitask.

 softyklisses replied to your post: and how much fun can it be trying to suck...

depends on torso size- also a pillow can help

Again with the pillow. I am definitely going porn watching.

[sgtsweetcheeks]

Are you high as balls right now from the Sharpie? Such a sweet thing to do, thanks for being so kind and thoughtful :)

are balls generally high? or did I just fail sex-ed?

either way. yes YES MY HEAD IS SPINNING AND I REEEEEALLY WANT POPSICLES.

I am the last person to call kind and thoughtful I swear.

I'm a selfish derp.

[gleekto]

This is what's going on...

softyklisses replied to your post: What is going on?

Mia unfollowed Darren on twitter. Also there’s supposedly a source saying they broke up but I haven’t found that yet. CrissColfer fans going apeshit saying there’s a chance.

 Should I reblog my post on not debating Darren's sexuality?  Sheesh.

As the very level headed oncetwiceforever pointed out, it could mean they broke up, it could also mean that she/they are trying to remove their connection from the public eye (again). She gets crazy amounts of hate and twitter is the avenue for it...so.

Also, crazy kiddies - FYI - Darren never followed Mia on twitter. This information may or may not be at all meaningful.

AND why would you assume he broke up with her...just look at your biases...

I am highly impressed with everything I know about Mia. It goes without saying that I feel the same way about Darren. As for whether or not they choose to be together...that's up to them.

**Edit - because people seem to be reblogging this so you might as well have the whole story - there was a twitter glitch that had people unfollow Darren. Twitter is the culprit.

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

[gleekto]

Meeting Darren: My love of Justin Bieber fans, perfect scruff, and flawless use of the comma

**edit - for those asking - yes, pics of candid Darren, and us with our poster are coming when my fellow fangirls get home and upload...

At around 4:30pm, we were moved into position along the red carpet. It was OH SO Canadian - the police allowed in about ten at a time, told us where to stand, single-file walking in. It was remarkably civilized and calm, despite the fact that we were in the midst of full on Bieber fever (he was also there).

By a stroke of luck - we were in the most ideal position. - we had a few Justin Bieber fans in front of us, and then we were in the second row, right in position where all the celebs end up after doing their media interviews. Right there.

And so we all have a new appreciation for the excellence that are Justin Bieber fans. Because the myriads of them in front of and behind us, were there to see Justin Bieber, and NOT to see Darren Criss. Unlike every stage door at H2$ in NYC, we had sweet Beliebers moving out of the way to let us get to Darren.

And we did.

We all had our H2$ programs with us, and gleefully-happy made a wonderful bright pink poster reading "Canada Loves Darren and Chord" (and yay for her for remembering that Chord would be there too). We held up our stuff as Darren finished his media, and he immediately saw us. His eyes lit up which made our day.He leaned over to his 'person-telling-him-what-to-do' and whispered something, pointed to us, and made a sign like he was going to come and do signatures for us.  No one got this moment on camera because we were too busy trying to make sure he'd come to us. But we knew he knew that we were real fans because we had Starkid and H2$ stuff, as well as Glee, and not just random MMVA things.

So there he was - inches from our faces - signing our programs, smiling, sweet and calm and lovely. Two highlights:

1. While other random folks were handing him MMVA stuff to sign, he saw scrunchydarren's pink sunnies, reached over the others and motioned to scrunchydarren to hand him the glasses. She was like "who me?" and he nodded. He took them, signed them, and wrote 'these belong to me' (or something like that - please advise, scrunchy) on them.

2. He took our poster and did a classic Darren, in addition to signing it - the poster read 'Canada loves Darren and Chord' - of course he wrote 'smells' after Chord. Of course Chord smells.

And later we noticed the thing that made my fangirl heart balloon - he had added a comma to the poster - which now reads: 'Canada loves Darren, and Chord smells.'

Intellectual humour and perfect use of the comma. Darren Criss. How can you not be in love?

And he is breathtakingly beautiful. Those eyes. Perfect scruff. I am honestly not someone who is generally moved by physical beauty alone. And I am clearly moved by much more than that with Darren.

But wow. STUNNING. 

And that is all.

[gleekto]

Dear Tumblr - It has happened.

I have met Darren Criss. 

In the company of the lovely softyklisses, gleefully-happy, and scrunchydarren.

He is that sweet.

And I will do a full report tomorrow.

[teamklaine-blog]

softyklisses said: isn’t it on Global tonight?

I feel like I may have to record it.

darrensstarkid said: try 1channel.ch/?tv

Wasn't there. Thanks though! <3

dat-assbutt said: omg, if you find it will you let me know?!

For sure! normally I just go on tv-links.eu but it's not there yet, or I just torrent it!

[gleekto]

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softyklisses - you are the sweetest...She was one of my first follows...a gleek klainer mom and lives in Canada...only a 2 hour drive from me. There aren't that many of us. And she runs an excellent, positive, up to date on all that's important tumblr.  Sending YOU all the love...