HULKEYE AND ZUKO/SOKKA HAAHEHEHHEHEHAHHEUEUEU
PUKING ALL MY FEELS IN 3..2..1..
hulkeye:
big spoon/little spoon: i think clint is the big spoon even with the hulk, because clint's just that stubborn.
favorite non-sexual activity: clint and hulk would probably be eating or fighting. clint and bruce would be cuddling i think, since clint never really gets to see bruce for long periods of time.
who uses all the hot water: clint. bruce doesn't shower nearly as much. clint's much more vain.
most trivial thing they fight over: probably stupid shit like socks or tripping over yoga mats.
who does most of the cleaning: i think they're both not the cleanest men, but bruce is a little more than clint.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: clint.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: bruce.
who steals the blankets: bruce, for sure.
who leaves their stuff around: it's equal.
who remembers to buy the milk: neither.
who remembers anniversaries: definitely clint. bruce might not be bruce for the anniversary or else i'd say him too.
zuko/sokka:
who cooks normally?: definitely zuko. he doesn't let sokka near an open flame.
how often do they fight?: pretty much every waking hour.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: act like idiots. but zuko does fire lord stuff and sokka works on his engineering ideas.
nicknames for each other?: jerkbender is definitely thrown around a lot. water tribe peasant is another common household name.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: zuko. sokka is one broke muthafukka.
who steals the covers at night?: sokka.
what would they get each other for gifts?: sokka would probably hand make something for zuko, (or drawn him a picture, bless) and zuko would probably try his hardest to give sokka all kinds of the finest clothes in red, but sokka would still wear blue.
who kissed who first?: if you asked sokka he'd say it was an accident when he tripped and his lips hit zukos. zuko would say it was an accident that he didn't step out of the way.
who made the first move?: sokka.
who remembers things?: neither of these idiots.
who started the relationship?: zuko.
who cusses more?: zuko. definitely a curser.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: um... kill? seriously though, zuko would lose his temper if someone hurt sokka, but he'd also be a very attentive care giver imho. sokka would be less likely to lose his temper and more likely to let it simmer, but he probably wouldn't leave zuko's beside either because aksfjasldkfjd THEY ARE BOTH IDIOTS