#solacepeake

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Ah yes, swinging that piggy tailed bitch around by her hair. God knows she deserved it.

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Pleas tell me you're doing the Eurovision Yearbook Awards again this year

Working on them now!! Got semi-final 1 done, on to semi-final 2!

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Writing "Mary Crispness" on the Starbucks red cups just to mess with the Christians.

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Me again. I just wants to say that I added the dude explanation bit because you seem to be very dysphoric lately and i wanted to be sure you knew that I knew you're a dude. I really didn't want to cause you distress and if I did truly sorry. Also, I'm honoured to be tagged best asks.

aw thank you and no it didn’t cause me distress (unlike most things else today ahhah) i just assumed some of my followers didn’t know about the whole transition thing yet cos i’m kinda recently out about it but yeah o3o

TRUST ME I SHOWED MULTIPLE PEOPLE YOUR DERAM

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Right so this is a bit random but last night I Had a dream I was on a cruise and I saw Jennifer Aniston and so I was like "I want to take a selfie with you" but when I tried to get my phone's camera to work it kept opening up this app that connected to the webcams on the ship and one of them was you and some other guy (I say other because it was one of those dream things where you just know something, and that was that you were a dude) making out and then you noticed and got angry. Jen liked you

HAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MAGICAL

I AM A GUY BUT HOLY SHIT HAHAAHHAHAHAH

A+ DREAMING

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@cis dudes

Being called a "girl" should only be offensive insofar as it is an incorrect label.

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I think that, if there were a song that sums up white feminism, it would be Man, I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain.

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60% of texts to my brother are just tumblr links and I think that's beautiful.