#solassians

[felikcs]

solassians replied to your post “Alright friends so I’ve never posted my writing here on dear Tumblr...”

this is super good! I got a kind of possibly post-apocalyptic/summer-vacation kind of feeling, you did well!!

Thanks very much! <3 Yeah, I'd be lying if I said it's not lowkey Fallout fic, just with an alternate thinking of one of my couriers. x3

[nihilnovesubsole]

homestuck for your dashboard osmosis

oh good lord

okay so everyone seems to have horns so it must be about demons. people get mad about a lot of ships i think?? and the whole thing seems to be very emotionally wrecking. the main character has glasses, maybe. and i think its a webcomic, but its like a billion pages long. lots of people die and everyone has a favorite demon. also it is lore that homestucks hate bronies but i’m not sure if that is just everyone hating bronies.

sorry lol that was all over the place and i’m sure i didn’t get a lot of it right.

[queenaeducan]

solassians replied to your post: “[[MOR] i feel like i missed the part of the game where solas...”:

most of where you could get that is in banters with cole and the epilogue scene. nothing is specifically implied but fan-meta has built up a lot

or at least made me believe his plan isn't to try to restore the gods to what they were before, he still seems to hate them imo?

it's possible i'm completely off-base of course. i could play the game 10 times through and take solas everywhere and still have missed something that might make me see where they're coming from

[curvyelf-moved]

solassians replied to your post “super fun solas drinking game”

alternatively, take a shot every time solas calls lavellan "da'len" during sexytimes and cringe into the void

OH MY GOD i havent read a fic where that happens but OH MY GOD

also

-take a shot whenever solas and lavellan "slip into" fluent archaic elven bc wtf the dalish only know like,  a handful of phrases

-take 2 shots if the author uses a wolf/prey line straight out of twilight or some shit

[curvyelf-moved]

YOUR NEW THEME IS HELLA RAD

B)

[ialpiriel]

ialpiriel: you know what teh one adaar/blackwall fic is on the kmeme

noodletits: pregnancy yes

ialpiriel: surprise pregnancy

ialpiriel: why

ialpiriel: why the fuck

ialpiriel: what is this

ialpiriel: why

ialpiriel: and then on ao3

ialpiriel: oen is distressed inqusiitor after na execution

ialpiriel: the other one i apparently read but i dotn remember

noodletits: hm

ialpiriel: ANGRY NOISES ITS TWO PARAGRAPHS AND NOTHIGN HAPPENS

ialpiriel: I HAD TO WRITE MY OWN GODDAMN 10 000 WORDS OF FLUFF

ialpiriel: i feel even worse for cadash/blackwall fans tho

ialpiriel: theres like two fics total

noodletits: seriously

ialpiriel: im just

ialpiriel: angry grumblign noises

ialpiriel: SIZE DIFFERENCE

ialpiriel: YOU GET 'WAY SMALLER GIRL, MUCH LARGER GUY' WIT HCADASH

ialpiriel: THATS A THIGN PEOPE LLIKE

ialpiriel: AND THEN 'MUCH LARGER GIRL, NOT EXACTLY TINY GUY' WIT HADAAR

ialpiriel: WHICH I SWEAR IS ALSO A THING PEOPLE LIKE

noodletits: only if girl is svelte and skinny

noodletits: so no dwarf

noodletits: dwarf not twig person bad

ialpiriel: ANGRY NOISES

ialpiriel: angry grunting the other blackwall/adaar fic is a post-breakup fic WHY

ialpiriel: WHAT

ialpiriel: THE

ialpiriel: FUCK

noodletits: ew

ialpiriel: APPARENTLY THEY CANT BE HAPPY

ialpiriel: AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO JUST WANTS STUPID FLUFF

ialpiriel: JESUS CHRIST

[ialpiriel]

ialpiriel: i do just kinda want ataash holding tiny elf babies

ialpiriel: theyre like

ialpiriel: twice the size of her hand altogether

noodletits: omg

ialpiriel: they are so tiny

ialpiriel: itty bitty little elf babies

ialpiriel: giant gentle friendly qunari

noodletits: one baby in each hand

noodletits: juggling

ialpiriel: NO JUGGLING

ialpiriel: JUGGLING NOT GOOD FOR BBIE

ialpiriel: gentle

noodletits: juggling bbie circus act

ialpiriel: very soft

ialpiriel: they lay on her arms and she coos at them

noodletits: slam dunk

ialpiriel: she holds their heads in her hands

ialpiriel: very gentle

ialpiriel: http://www.rainboweleven.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/baby-in-fathers-hand.jpg

ialpiriel: small babs

noodletits: I read that as "blabs"

ialpiriel: BABS

ialpiriel: SMALL BABS

ialpiriel: SOFT BABS

noodletits: juggling blabies

ialpiriel: ITTY BITTY ELF BABS

ialpiriel: very small dwarf babs

ialpiriel: slightly larger human babs

ialpiriel: reasonably sized qunari babs

ialpiriel: all are tiny

noodletits: dwarf babies fit in the palm of ataash's hand

ialpiriel: she doesnt quite have yaoi hands

ialpiriel: now that i think of it

ialpiriel: i need ot draw ataash and babies

ialpiriel: scale them

ialpiriel: figure out if any of them CAN actualyl fit int oher hand

noodletits: juggling babies

ialpiriel: NO JUGGLIGN BABS

ialpiriel: STOP ADVOCATING CHILD ABUSE

noodletits: also are we talking inquisition dwarfs or origins/2 dwarfs

noodletits: bc inquisition dwarfs are way smaller than origins/2 dwarfs

ialpiriel: inquisition dwarfs

ialpiriel: maximize the minimize

noodletits: jfc

[ialpiriel]

ialpiriel: ataash and babeis is gret because they are all so small

ialpiriel: all of them

ialpiriel: except for like

ialpiriel: giant animals

ialpiriel: all reaosnably sized bbie are so small

ialpiriel: bbie

ialpiriel: so many bbie

noodletits: all the bbie

ialpiriel: much bbie

ialpiriel: tiny bbie