The Slur Song β SLR (Very Uncensored Lyrics)
In this training module Two-Point-Five
We cover language suitable in the work place
The following is a list of words we do not say
Do not call any other person Gay
Nor Queer, Dyke, Twink, or Ass-Bandit
And absolutely do not call another person Faggot
Fruity, Friend of Dorothy
Sausage Grinder, Le Dollar Bean
Bottom, Sapphic, John McQueen
Pillow Muncher, Pussy Puncher
Dykes on Bikes, Catamites
Lezzo, Pansy, Ass Pirates
Congratulations
Youβve made it through your first list
of unacceptable workplace language
Well done
Press continue to move on to our second list
Module Two-Point-Six
Pick which of the following words
would not be appropriate workplace language
If you are not sure
pick the answer which seems most correct.
Bootie Bandit, Twinkle Toes
Bender, Boutique, Castro Clone
One Who Plays the Pink Trombone
Light in Loafers, Dutch Cousins
Scissor Sisters, Girly Man
Pitcher, Catcher, Dives for Bands
Nancy, Prancey, Broadway Fan
Poofer, Marry, Packer, Queen
Batting for the Other Team
Donut Bumpers, Ones Who Switch
Longterm Roommates, Bottom Bitch
Beaver Eater, Bean Flicker
Nancy, Jessie, Swings Both Ways
Avoid these terms in the work place.
Thank you for taking part in this training module
We hope that this has been educational
and will help foster a safer work environment
If you are found (Fags)
To be using these words (Dykes)
in the workplace
(Queers)
You may be terminated
(x2)
(Bottom Bitch)
If you are found
(Switch)
To be using these words
in the workplace
(Bottom Bitch)
You may be terminated
(x2)
(Bottom Bitch)
Fruity, Friend of Dorothy
Sausage Grinder, Le Dollar Bean
Bottom, Sapphic, John McQueen
Pillow Muncher, Pussy Puncher
Dykes on Bikes, Catamites
Lezzo, Pansy, Ass Pirates
Poofter, Merry, Packer, Queen
Batting for the Other Team
Donut Bumpers, Ones Who Switch
Longterm Roommates, Bottom Bitch
Beaver Eater, Bean Flicker
Nancy, Jessie, Swings Both Ways
Avoid these terms in the work place
Thank you for taking part in this training module
We hope that this has been educational
and will help foster a safer work environment