Examine That! (Accepting!)
It’s been a long day, and you’ve decided to change into your favourite pyjamas as a reward before you relax for the night. They’re the cutest - a comfy, black t-shirt and sweatpants combo with little pink moustaches. What’s not to love?
Once changed, you make your way across the room, only to stop at the full-length mirror. Naturally, your first instinct is to follow habit and aim finger guns at your reflection with a wink. You’re sexy, and you know it! However, you can’t help but move closer to the mirror to actually see your reflection, rather than simply glance at it.
You’re tall, and you hold yourself well. Even if you might slouch slightly while hosting, it isn’t normal behaviour. The t-shirt emphasises the slightly unusual build you have. Your shoulders and arms are surprisingly built. They make it clear that you are strong, and you’re not afraid to use that strength to your advantage. True, your normal work attire makes it less obvious with baggier sleeves, but right now it’s hard to ignore. On the other hand, you can see the way your stomach bulges out, almost like a ‘beer belly’. You always had been built like a tank, and this proved it. You’re bulky and can withstand a tackle with ease. Some have scoffed at you and tried to insult your weight, but it never really worked. Honestly, the Doc said you were still in a healthy range for someone of your size, so you don’t see the reason to worry. Besides, the fact that you have had plenty of partners who were attracted to said build only throws those snobby mockeries out the window.
You lean in a little closer and - oh dear. Your curls are a beautiful mess, but that’s not what has caught your eye. No, it’s your trademark moustache. You can see the black hairs starting to come through again. You never understand why that is. Both your pink moustache and pink fringe are plagued with black hairs, despite the pink being as natural as the black. How had you missed the abundance of dark strands when you were grooming yourself this morning? Not that it mattered right now.
What did matter was that you wanted to pour yourself a big glass of rosé wine and relax!
One more wink with finger guns for the road.