#solipsistictendencies

[dr-treyf]

foreign soda (easy to find in nyc) could be ass flavored and it would taste better than anything made in the US. this turkish stuff reminded me a little of cuban iron beer, my fave soda of all time.

[tough-decisions]

"Can i get the burger?"

“Where are you thithing???!”

“What?”

“Where are you thithing??!”

“??!?!”

“where are you ttthhhhhhitting???”

“Ohhhhh where am I sitting!!! I don’t know”

oh god you twat can’t you tell she has a lisp and you made her repeat herself so many times always slow on the uptake aren’t you your conciliatory grin and meeting her eyes to show your humanity so useless she must be feeling so self-conscious you already knew didn’t you speech impediment when she first spoke but too preoccupied with yourself to realize dumbass grin you should have said you have beautiful hair but you always either come across fucking creepy or sarcastic only make her more self-conscious yes but yes it is a lovely platinum blonde she probably already knows that but words carry more power spoken in the voice of the other a stranger at that it would’ve made up for forcing her to lisp through thithing. thithing. tithing. OH SITTING what a prat you are well its not my fault insisting on working a service role despite speech impediment maybe she’ll put it down to the music being too loud after all i did ask is there anywhere quiet to sit i hope she thinks it’s not her it’s my ears its all that damned rap music and hypermasculine beats i’ve been listening or maybe she’ll just spit in my burger mustard and lispy saliva dressing on roast chicken definitely self-conscious she didn’t speak an answer just gesticulated wildly trying to say its noisy everywhere great now she’s self conscious about speaking how do you like it when people find it hard to understand your low rumbling voice and wonky accent wow she does have really nice hair though especially with that blue top probably super confident yeah no thanks to you asshole here’s my burger.

[bozkurtdelight-blog]

Warning to people in istanbul! This guy is a suspected human trafficker and has definitely assaulted women (a friend) and spiked people's drinks in the past. Pm for full details. Please ignore other names in this post.

[bozkurtdelight-blog]

After receiving this you must share 5 random facts about yourself then copy & send to your 10 favourite followers!

I’m gonna try and do this with ~*~positive~*~ stuff cause I’m too negative about myself

1. I interviewed at Oxford for History and it was the most stressful experience ever, and I'm so glad I didn't get in, because not knowing what I wanted to do let me to finding this >>

2. I wanna learn all the languages but most specifically Arabic, Turkish(those two will be my degree) & Croatian/Bosnian/Serbian

3. There are three places I’ve wanted to visit since I was young, that I haven’t seen - Palau, the Minaret of Jam & the Last Supper (it’s the only Da Vinci I haven’t seen in person)

4. I've been flying on planes since I was six months old :D I'm lucky but I still hate plane rides, especially the takeoff (I hate going up hills in cars cause to me it reminds of me of the same sensation) and using the toilets (I have an irrational fear of being stuck in toilet cubicles) 

5. Idk I have a really expressive face, like I really shouldn’t have been given a job in public services cause I just give everyone hate face

[eurofox]

solipsistictendencies said: there are a couple of white nationalists following me too and I’m not even European lol? yes, it’s probably your url.

Strange bunch. Also, I'm only just realising that I've misread your blog and you're not actually from Belgium

[tomarza-blog]

solipsistictendencies said: touristic places are in agean and mediterranean usually (like smyrna u said) but i would recommend visiting black sea region as well. traveling alone might not be a good idea everywhere though (esp in the east).

i completely forgot about wanting to see the black sea region. it looks absolutely lovely and ever since seeing the architecture of hattusa in art history class i've wanted to visit. where else do you think people should go in that area? 

[tomarza-blog]

principessar16 replied to your post “i changed my url”

What does the new one mean?

tomarza is the name of my ancestral armenian village. it's in central turkey, and the closest city is kayseri, for reference. 

solipsistictendencies replied to your post “i changed my url”

my dad's from kayseri too 

oh my god oh my god i'm so excited this is really exciting :)))) you may have mentioned this before and it slipped my mind? maybe i'm confusing that with the time kany jiyanemin told me she'd visited kayseri before. (anyway that's super cool) (do you have photos?)

[mafattiee-blog]

solipsistictendencies said: my dad's from kayseri too

holy shit holy shit i'm so excited wait i feel like you've mentioned this before and i forgot? wait maybe it was that kany jiyanemin mentioned she'd been there before anyway that's soooo cool!!!! sorry for the (perhaps too exuberant?) enthusiasm but oh MyGOD