#solipsists

[mumblelard]

certificates of achievement (number three in a series)

this coloring book was my present at the ice cream factory flavor design group white elephant gift exchange.  over the holiday i put it on craigslist and paid twenty five dollars to get the whole thing colored. i am putting them in spray painted metallic blue dollar store frames and delivering them to my coworkers as retribution for their generosity.  

[blueviola-rebloghub]

mum: ANYWAY, I had some fun with the sleepsystems(tm)

me (mishearing): with SOLIPSISTS?

ten minutes later:

me: What have you done

me: Now I can't help but think how can you have fun with solipsists

me: I mean, seriously, HOW

[soulpunchftw]

Stop hitting yourself!

things to say while you’re punching solipsists

[ecstasybread]

solipsists replied to your post: #franz ferdinand #YES I AM 12 WHAT OF IT #y is it uncool 2 like them idgi #i’m not cool

is it rly not cool to like them??? i wonder why that is. who decides this nonsense. i reject it

i think it's because they make DANCEY music THAT GIRLS LIKE and everything GIRLS do or like or have is TERRIBLE and not to be taken seriously or even in jest JUST DON'T HAVE FUN GIRLS. BAD.

[greatjackwhiteshark]

solipsists replied to your post

maybe disable missing e or any tumblr extensions you have? mine was weird til i turned off missing e

nope :( still sucky!!! and my dash is only loading the first page ugh if i ever leave tumblr it'll be because of fucking david karp and his gang of villains

[sadjt-blog]

solipsists replied to your post: seriously though if someone was violently...

and like why would you blackmail him into hanging out with you? thats gonna be real fuckin fun like he obviously hates this person lmao this is the most ridic thing ever poor niall

yes omg and she said 'he was being very vulgar and screaming obscenities" like no shit you just walked into his hotel room he'd probably have sworn at her no matter what he was doing