LMFAOO please know that I love your tags and I'm so glad you laughed at the crunchy dorito chip part sdfghjk and Shizuo's got to have a flat ass because narita knew that he'd be giving shizuo way too much power if he gave Shizuo the ass that he deserved, so he had to nuke that idea but *we know the truth*. But seriously, his thighs tho like gotdamn!!!
LOL I’m glad you liked my tags literally; every. single time I read that line. “still looking like a nice, crunchy dorito chip” I literally just wheeze.
but…could you imagine Shizuo having a butt though? Just, it would make sense :eyes: because he jumping and chasing after Izaya and a bunch of other people a lot
At least Leg Day and having strong…powerful kicking legs…
but I’m still:
No character should ever have the power of strong thighs and a perky, round butt.














