Igneous and Elzor my teen! Murph! NPCs. They’re adopted royalty and bullied because of it. They’re a wild child. Their mom is 800 years old and also a dragon but they’re only 45. The audience first realizes they are a teen TM after a brutal fight in which like everyone goes down at least once. They frequently sneak out and go to bars. They’re even nonbinary.
Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia) (Boba Count: 2):
Moonshine is a druid with massive tits who only wild shapes into pregnant animals (except for the one time she shifted into a wolf with a huge dick). She once brought a dryad to the edge just from making out. She went down on a woman for an hour. She loves to cook for her friends and they all sleep in one big bed together. Her first kiss was with a bullywug, and she kisses her enemies to use her halo of spores ability. Emily Axford’s brilliance in DnD makes Moonshine one of the most powerful actual play characters I’ve heard, while also playing her as so deeply kind and caring. If you love women who are strong, smart, complex, caring, queer, and covered in dirt, vote Moonshine.
Sol Bufo (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia) (Boba Count: 1):
#ANYWAY . SOLUM BUFO I BELIEVE IN YOU #GRABS YOU. YOU WILL VOTE SOL BUFO . MORE FACTS ON THE TABLE #HE HAS A TRAGIC BACKSTORY AND MAINAINS OPTIMISM IN SPITE OF IT #HE MAKES OUT WITH TONGUE HIS FELLOW PC EPISODE FUCKING ONE #HE HAS CANONICAL SEX AT LEAST TWICE MID PODCAST #HE KNITS CUTE SWEATERS FOR HIS FRIENDS WHO HE LOVES DEEPLY #WHEN HE SINGS HE GOES WEBWEB WEB WEB #HE HAS A SILLY LITTLE SCARF. HES A THREE FT FIVE SHORT KING #VOTE SOLUM NEOW.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Moonshine Cybin (Not Another D&D Podcast: Bahumia):
#VOTE FOR MOONSHINE #THE FUNGAL QUEEN #THE MISTRESS OF DECAY #SHE’S NASTY AND WILD AND HORNY AND BRILLIANT AND KIND AND BRAVE #SHE CARRIES A POSSUM AROUND IN HER OVERALL BIB #SHE EDGED A BUNCH OF DRYADS #SHE PERFORMED A REINCARNATION RITUAL BY GETTING NAKED AND CLIMBING INTO A COFFIN WITH HER BEST FRIEND #SHE WENT DOWN ON A WOMAN FOR AN HOUR IN THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE #SHE’S EVERYTHING TO ME
This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.
Sol Bufo (Not Another D&D Podcast: Ba-two-mia):
Canonically the sexiest Naddpod character despite being a frog man
#'despite being a frog' you coward. he's the sexiest BECAUSE he is a hot frog
#VOTE SOL !!!!!!!! VOTE SOL BUFO !!!!!!! SOL BUFO FOR SEXIEST PODCAST CHARACTER #HES SHORT HES BISEXUAL HES GOT AN UPBEAT ATTITUDE HES SILLY HES CUTE HE KNITS AND HE CAN PULL CROWN #everybody vote sol NEOWWW.
