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anethia "jpeg" "ant" woods | he/him art is under the tag posts by me dot com main @anethiawoods my artfight: art fight! my ko-fi: here!

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hey yall! im doing commissions! dm me for more info :D

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Callie and Sol lap nap!! They're so cute I love them so much...

commission for @sideblogdotjpeg hee hee thank you for commissioning me to draw the sillies!

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i have thought about this post a normal and healthy amount of times

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[ID: Digital drawings of Callie, Sol, and Calder. In the first, Callie and Calder stand close together, holding Sol off the ground between them. Callie is labeled "winter mode" and is grinning mischievously and Calder, labeled "cold always", is smiling down at Sol, who looks drowsy. Callie asks "are you sleepy?" and Sol replies "... no..". In the next, Sol slumps between them and snores loudly. Callie giggles and Calder, looking surprised, goes "it worked..." The third is labeled "the sleep pile". Sol is poking out from under Calder, looking content, as Calder lies over him. Callie is draped over Calder's back. All three have "z" speech bubbles as they sleep.]

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everybody go and read my good friend's delightful and awesome fanfiction RIGHT now

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:3 (based on post)

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Duck team polycule thought that has forever plagued me but like, when winter eladrin Callie, sol sleeps squished between her and Calder bc they both run cold and it makes him sleepy bc frog

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hello . another say another frog that is sleepy. leaps and twirls

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Sleepy bugs!!! the third mates and their one big trench.

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launchpad boys in their 20s. albin runs hot but sometimes on cool autumn nights when it's chilly enough for sol to get sleepy sol will move out of his tub and stay in albin's room

funny story i get rlly in my head abt posting my art so this is actually approx the ~1yr anniversary cuz i know i drew this sometime last may

additional fun fact this lowkey the best thing i've drawn which is why i'm scared to post it lol

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[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

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hanks jean jacket wip

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flats done :)

might be where i leave it bc shading clothes is. not my passion. and the layering from those straps, pockets and tassels... oh boy

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saw this picture of murph with one of their cats and was like aw cute :-) and then noticed the contents of his beside table are his glasses, a tube of chapstick, a 3/4 gone roll of toilet paper, and a sinister translucent monkey statue.

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Do you think mothership made their animal pals from cloning more attractive/cute to be more subconsciously appealing to people.

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my favorite thing about naddpod short rests is that this made sense in context

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Murph, yelling like he's giving a sermon: Let me tell you something about god! [The others laugh.] Murph, still yelling: God is so good at tennis! Caldwell: Preach it! Preach it!

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Caldwell: I got the solution here. Murph: Do you? Emily: Okay. Caldwell: I got the solution. The solution is to introduce a third, and that third… is a bird. [Extremely pregnant pause] Murph: (truly baffled) What the fuck?? Emily: (laughing) What? Murph: I knew as soon as he raised his hand-- Jake (laughing): You interrupted Murph? Murph: -- as soon as he fucking raised his hand and started nodding-- Emily (yelling over him): Justice Murphy! Justice Murphy! Justice Tanner has something to say! Murph: --I knew he was gonna have-- I knew his idea was fucked. I knew it was fucked. You need to introduce a third, a bird?? Jake: Murph, I know where you're headed, let me cut you off right there! Caldwell: So-- so basically you like leave your window open and you try to like lure a crow in-- Emily (overlapping): Uh-huh. Dangerous. Dangerous for serial killers, but yeah Caldwell: Yes. (laughs) Yeah, I guess like-- Sorry you still have like-- you know, maybe like a camera set up or something like that. Emily: Great. Great. Caldwell: But yeah, you-- you leave your window open so that a crow can like, hop in and then steal some of your wife's dice so she gets kinda a sense of how it feels, and you're like dang i guess that's what it's like. Jake: I watched Murph die inside as you were-- (laughs) Murph, deadpan: What were you saying, Em? [Emily and Caldwell laugh]

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everyone owes emily a dollar for this clip

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Murph, as the others "Yeah" and "Mhm" in agreement: And what if he has-- okay, going back to the laser disk stuff, and Jake was saying maybe Grisby has a laser disk on him, he has a bunch of obsolete media on him. So he has a laser disk player-- Emily: Ohh, 8-track. Murph: With an-- yeah, an 8-track on the back. Emily: And he's wearing two iPod minis as earrings. Murph: Yeahhhh! Caldwell: Oh and maybe he says "I put this movie on while I'm eating pussy" [Beat. Emily and Murph cackle.] Murph: (through laughter) Is that a reference to something? Jake: I don't hate that. [Caldwell laughs. For the next while, Emily and Murph talk over each other while Caldwell laughs in the background.] Emily: It's, um-- nonono. It's trademark Grisby. Murph: (laughing harder) it's trademark Grisby?? Caldwell: (laughing) that's really great. Emily: In fact you owe me-- you owe me a dollar for hearing that!! You owe me a dollar for hearing that, Murph!! Murph: (barely able to speak) I eat pussy??-- I watch this movie-- while eating pussy. Jake: That's the Grisby catchphrase. Emily: You owe me a dollar for hearing Caldwell's joke. Cause I'm Caldwell's manager. Caldwell came up with that trademark. Grisby is-- Caldwell-- Give me a dollar, Murph!! Murph: (still laughing) That just-- That was so out of left field. I was like-- this is from a movie. This is-- Emily: Give me a dollar!!! Jake: If you heard Caldwell say that, you owe Emily a dollar. Caldwell: (recovering) That's a Grisby original, man! Murph, as Emily and Caldwell laugh increasingly harder in the background: Alright. Grisby has an awesome catchphrase. He-- (laughs). What kind of person is like… giving enough that they eat pussy? But like, distracted enough that they need to watch a movie during it. But is also eating pussy for like two hours to watch a full movie. Caldwell: I think they're just so good at it. Murph: They're so g-- okay. Emily: Yeah yeah yeah. Jake: Right. They can multitask. Murph: But why would they want to watch a movie during it? Jake: Well, 'cause they have a human tongue. Murph: Theoretically though, you'd need to be engaged for it to be good? Oh my god that's so fuckin' funny. Jake: Well, not when you're Grisby. Murph: Grisby…. wow….. that's a great punishment. Emily: Well that's Grisby's-- that's Grisby's-- I think it's a punishment is that Grisby's-- Murph: Grisby has a laser disk player. Plays Vanilla Sky on descent. It's the only of its type. I put this movie on when I'm eating (sing-song) pussyyyyy~ [The others laugh.]

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everyone needs to get on the naddpod patreon and also to hear this murph laugh right neow

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Caldwell: "Are you from a different planet? I yelled. There isn't a war right now, and there isn't--" [breaks off laughing] [Murph lets out an uproarious cackle. Emily laughs with him.] Jake: There isn't a war right now? What-- [laughs] [Murph cackles harder] Caldwell: Wait! Let me finish! Murph: (high pitched) There isn't a war right now??? Caldwell: "There isn't a war right now, and there isn't one getting ready to begin." [Emily laughs harder] Murph: Wow.