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this is your daily hate mail from me your biggest hater for six years and counting I think you smell like if a big cockroach suddenly teleported into the industrial revolution and started baking cakes for humans but the cakes were made of other cockroaches and then the cockroach ate his cakes and farted them and sharted them out along with his dreams of a successful small business yk that is what you smell like
what did you just say to me i blacked out reading that
you just lost the game
all your followers too HAHAHAHAHHAHA
I’m angry at fricks for many things. I shall list them:
— ate my pork
— isn’t a good babysitter to my baby armin
— has never watched ponyo
do I even need to list more? come on fricks. you’re #cancelled, wrap it up buddy. get this stink off my shoe.
i want you to put a bendy straw in my asshole and wrap your lips around it cuz i’m about to fart
tally ho, fella! I come bearing the request of all requests for you, oh pheasant of pleasant trees!
peasant!ino only wants to impress prince!choso with his magic tricks, which include clucking and wooping like a chicken and swallowing down a whole fish at once and spitting out the bones. he calls himself the only carnivorous chicken in the kingdom and prays that his prince will see the potential in him for egg laying.
choso invites ino over for a manly glass of milk. he decides ino is the perfect mother hen for his flock and… well… I don’t think I have to spell it out for you 😏
thank you in advance!
@lotties-ashwagandha hiding behind anon everyone point and laugh
you’re just a stinky fucking stink bug and I’m gonna squish you under my fucking shoe
I’m going to FART
hello fricks I’d just like to say that your blog has negatively influenced my life due to the following reasons:
— can’t see (ain’t got no glasses on rn)
— I stuck aluminum foil so far up my bum bum that I can taste it in my mouth. I did this because I was trying to make contact with extraterrestrial life and I needed an antenna. my plan was to get abducted by the extraterrestrials so that I could take over their fleet of UFOs and go kidnap you. then I thought we could tour the entire world and solar system together and then I could drop you off on mars and you could live in he-who-shall-not-be-named’s secret space colony where he does the evil brain chip experiments. you would promptly get chipped and I would have an ipad where I could control the AI bot in your brain and make you give me your money and writing ideas. this has negatively impacted my life because instead of making contact with extraterrestrials with the aluminum foil antenna up my A double dollar sign, I got struck by lightning.
thank you for your consideration of my many woes. I hope that in the future we will, as a species (homo sapiens), achieve a more peaceful and prosperous future and lead with both heart and head in all matters pertaining to our own self-betterment and the betterment of others. peace and love, blessings; may your antenna signal be strong.
tod bolunga ho land wants a phenowoz. you know tod phenowoz? tod wants to tickle tod’s phenowoz and im speaking in the third person about two different tods
tod quiere un phenowoz en español también. hola tod, hay un phenowoz aquí.
boa tarde, tod. sou de poughkeepsie. tenho muitos phenowozes no jardim.
kia ora, tod. kei te pehea koe?
@lotties-ashwagandha hiding behind anon again. everyone shame her shes probably into it
