#some shenanigans

[yanci-indigo]

YOU HEARD ME @tohot4u 😏

[part-timewizard]

Rumors and Whispers

Rumors and whispers spread fast in the GAR, but the line between true and false is not a clear one.

(Just a collection of random things I imagine the boys of the GAR would say on the daily or to troll their other brothers.)

“Wolffe really likes hugs, he just won’t say anything. So if you ever see him looking grumpy, just go up and give him a hug. No really, you should do it. He’ll love it.”

“Some clones were engineered to survive on caf alone. Just look at Commander Cody.”

“The longest record for staying up is 73 hours. General Kenobi currently holds the record, but if you can beat him we have a prize pool.”

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[heleneplays]

Elena: I'm not a seer I SWEAR I just think about shit

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Elena, two hours before: Helene is going to jump off the astronomy tower

Stacie ( @chrisception13 ): Nani tf???

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[At the Astronomy Tower, 2 hours later]

Helene, running after a familiar niffler: T*NGINA, STOP! GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!!!

Sickleworth: chk-cHK! *climbs to the windowsill*

Helene:

Helene: Don't.

Sickleworth: ChK!!! *readies to fly*

Helene: SHI- *Runs and jumps at Sickleworth*

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Elena: ...

[fictionalred]

for the Picard series I’d be happy if it was just about him opening his vineyard on some planet

like imagine if he started making wine on Cardassia post dominion war

[thosebizzareserpents]

League Standings October 1st 1999

What a wild season for the Quidditch kids! Congrats to the new starting lineup and rookies.

1 Ballycastle Bats

- Early in the year Bats defeated the Tornados.

- Feb 8th Bats on top of the league with 760 points

- June 1st Bats on top of the league with 800 points

- Bats on top of the league with 820 points

Match Postponed Ballycastle Bats v Caerphilly Catapults - due to Muggles camping on Ellis Moor, venue to be decided.

*Duncan Inglebee former Ravenclaw Beater is moved to first string

2 Puddlemere United

* Oliver Wood is moved to first string Keeper for the team

Roger Malone joins Puddlemere United as a reserve player ( as Beater).

- Puddlemere poaches Wilda Griffiths from Holyhead Harpies for 1000 galleons, helped team win against Wigtown.

- Puddlemere played against the Harpies at Ilkley Moor. Wands were confiscated at the gates, crowd trouble was anticipated. Many fans handed over dummy wands.

- Chaser Wilda Griffiths disappeared midway through match

- A riot broke out and fans on both sides used their wands.

- 23 year old Puddlemere fan Timonthy Blenkinsop was caught in the riot and acquired a rat’s tail.

3 Montrose Magpies

*Marcus Flint is moved to a first string Chaser for the team

- Alasdair Maddock is blamed for the Magpies loss to the Kemare Kestrels, due to his attempts at using techniques from muggle football

- Maddock is sacked by Magpies Manager Cormack McLeod before their game against Caerphilly Catapults, having being caught trying to play golf.

4 Tutshill Tornados

- Jason Samuels former Ravenclaw Beater is moved to first string

- Graduating Hufflepuff Damaris Montgomery signs with team as Chaser

-Tornados are defeated by Ballycastle, Captain Brevis Birch blamed his team's unexpected loss in the match against the Bats on a bout of narcolepsy suffered by Tornados Keeper Merwyn Finwick.

- Upcoming Match Tutshill Tornados v Wigtown Wanderers, Bodmin Moor

5 Kenmare Kestrals

- Kenmare Kestrals defeat the Monstrose Magpies.

6 Pride of Portree

Heidi Macavoy former Hufflepuff Chaser is moved to first string for the team.

- Pride of Portree played the Falmouth Falcons at Exmoor. Nobody could see the Quidditch pitch or the opposing team, because of the Ministry of Magic's invisibility spell on the stadium.

- Pride of Portree were defeated by the Appleby Arrows. The two Seekers collided in their race for the Golden Snitch, and both had illegal jinxes used on them.

-Seeker Dougal McBride transfigured Arrows Seeker head into a cabbage.

-McBride defended his actions to the referee, Josiah Plunkett, by claiming that Cotton had hit him with a Jelly-Fingers Curse during the race for the Snitch, and thus deserved to be "cabbaged."

7 Appleby Arrows

Graduating Gryffindor Vicky Frobisher signs on with team as Keeper

- Appleby Arrows defeats Pride of Portree.The two Seekers collided in their race for the Golden Snitch, and both had illegal jinxes used on them.

- Arrows Seeker Gregory Cotton came out of a scuffle with Portree Seeker Dougal McBride with the Snitch in his hand.

- Seeker Cotton's head was transfigured into a cabbage by McBride.

8 Caerphilly Catapults

- Angelina Johnson is a first string Chaser for the team.

-Catapults had a surprise draw with the Cannons.

-Match Postponed Caerphilly Catapults v Ballycastle Bats - due to Muggles camping on Ellis Moor, venue to be decided.

9 Holyhead Harpies

Graduating Gryffindor Ginerva "Ginny" Weasley signs with team as a Chaser.

- Wilda Griffiths transfers from Holyhead Harpies to Puddlemere for 1000 galleons.

- Valmai Morgan, the replacement Chaser for Wilda Griffiths who joined Puddlemere United, scored ten goals in one game, helping the Harpies to victory.

- Harpies play against Puddlemere at Ilkley Moor. Wands were confiscated at the gates, crowd trouble was anticipated. Many fans handed over dummy wands.

- Former Harpies Chaser Wilda Griffiths disappeared midway through match

- A riot broke out and fans on both sides used their wands.

- Gwenog Jones was held in custody after the game.

10 Wimbourne Wasps

Lucian Bole former Slytherin Beater moved to first string.

11 Chudley Cannons

Graduating Ravenclaw Joan Kerridge signs with team as Seeker for the team. Manager Ragmar Dorkins immediately moves her to starting position.

- Feb 8th Cannons were at the of League bottom with 230 points.

- Chudley Cannons had a surprise draw with the Caerphilly Catapults, breaking a 16-game losing streak.

- Cannons narrowly defeated Wigtown Wanderers in Bodmin Moor.

- The Cannons defeated the Falcons in Exmoor, keeping the Falcons in bottom place. The shock of the victory caused the Cannons' manager Ragmar Dorkins to collapse.

12 Wigtown Wanderers

Herbert Fleet former Hufflepuff Keeper moved to first string

- Wanderers narrowly defeated by Cannons in Bodmin Moor.

- Upcoming Match Wigtown Wanderers v Tutshill Tornados, Bodmin Moor

13 Falmouth Falcons

Malcolm Preece former Hufflepuff Chaser is moved to first string.

-June 1st Falmouth Falcons were bottom with 350 points

- Pride of Portree played the Falmouth Falcons at Exmoor. Nobody could see the Quidditch pitch or the opposing team, because of the Ministry of Magic's invisibility spell on the stadium.

- Falcons are defeated by the Cannons in Exmoor.

@provocative-envy @mxrcusflint

[green-socks]

time to wake up??? Ewww

I'll just move my laptop to my bed and be under the blankets. Working from home slaps

(Good morning dear🥰😘)

[ladydwarfbadari]