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someidioticurlroleplay has been spotted!
Viola looked across the campfire at her ‘guest’ and let out a sigh, she wasn’t too sure about this but there was little choice.
“So.. Ye want some stew or would ye prefer to have some cooked meat?” she asked
@someidioticurlroleplay
Shia and Ben for the ultimate ship
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship! @benn-beckman
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs | OMG XD
How long will they last? I don’t know? Until Shanks wakes Benn up from the strangest dream he has ever had?
How quickly did/will they fall in love? Well, it will be at least some years… let’s say… until she is older than 18, you know.
How was their first kiss? Probably either drunk or by accident xd
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Benn, since I doubt Shia would xd
Who is the best man/men? - Shaaanks? If he is not crying somewhere?
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Yasopp in a dress Syf
Who did the most planning? - Thankfuly not me
Who stressed the most? - Shanks
How fancy was the ceremony? - Pirate |Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Akainu
Sex:
Who is on top? - Do you even need me to tell?
Who is the one to instigate things? - Alcohol.
How healthy is their sex life? - Idon’tevenknowFML |Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? -
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes, I guess.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? -
How many children will they adopt? - They already have the whole crew, they don’t need more
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Yasopp is on cleaning duty 5ever
Who is the stricter parent? - Both
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Roo
Who is the more loved parent? - Shia?
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - If for PTA you mean pirate talking about navigation… Benn
Who cried the most at graduation? - Shanks.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Roo
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Shanks
Who does the grocery shopping? - No idea
How often do they bake desserts? - Everyday
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Both
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Both
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Shanks. And Shia..
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Yasopp
Who is really against chores? - Yasopp
Who cleans up after the pets? - Yasopp
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Yasopp
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Shia (guests are never good news on a pirate ship… Unless they’re simple guests and not… guests)
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Yasopp
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Benn…?
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Monkey. It’s a monkey
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They don’t even bother to put them down.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Keep Shanks on track
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Shia
Who plays the most pranks? - Everyone, tbh. Keep yourself away from this ship.
☠ - Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse?
☠ - It really depends I guess, I’m currently in no shape to even attempt outrunning a sloth (cause I am one), but I’m fairly sturdy, don’t mind getting gritty and think I’d generally handle an apocalypse well. But to be honest I would be constantly freaked out tho, just trying to pretend not x3
5Canon: ... Tyrael
@tyraelnshryskull
The five types of canon: (will be using my verse with her)
Canon: What actually happened.Tyrael met Law when he fell off a cliff and landed in her mouth. (lol)
Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.Tyrael would often have smol Law sleeping in her closed palm. That way she can keep him safe AND warm.
Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.Kinda hard since what we want to happen normally does XD ... umm. When Law left to go see the world as a teen, Tyrael would follow him around to make sure he was ok.
Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.Tyrael cried when Law left!!
Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.Uhhh ..... Another demon came along and started flirting with her but he tried to kill smol Law ... Momma demon was like “HELL NO!! LEAVE MY BABY SEAL ALONE!!” Because baby seal is more important then romance XD
5Canon: Bepo
The five types of canon:
Canon: What actually happened.Bepo is a Mink.
Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.Law met Bepo soon after losing Cora on another snowy island. Law found him food and Bepo kept him warm.
Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.Bepo learnt to fight to protect smol Law ;-;
Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.Whenever Law couldn’t sleep, Bepo would go and cuddle up next to him like a comfort plushie <3
Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.Bepo finds himself a cutie female bear and lots of smol fluffies are now running around the sub ;)
someidioticurlroleplay replied to your post://Five types of canon for Law~
-just sits here and wonders what so intruging about AceLaw… just like any other ship reappy- xD
//can’t talk for anyone else but I love them as a ship. Honestly believe that Law went to Marineford to help Ace. Law in a way understood what Ace had to deal with. The world saw Roger’s son as a monster ... something to be destroyed. Law spent several years suffering the same treatment. He didn’t want to see someone die for reasons that were out of their control.
5Canon: Doflamingo
The five types of canon:
Canon: What actually happened.Doffy killed his father
Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.Doffy lives with the regret of having to kill his brother
Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.Doffy didn’t kill Cora. He dumped him on an island somwhere and threatened to really kill him if he ever came back.
Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.Doffy cried. Everytime someone died ... Doffy cried.
Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.He loves walking around shirtless and teasing the ladies ;)
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- Hunter Shia. Ala Hellsing/Devil May Cry. That’s all I gotta say x’D
