#someone get this reference

[xoxochb]

“the life of a show girl is taylor’s worst album” elphaba has a baby with fiyero. and I’m not even joking

[donutfrosting]

HOLY SHIT DRAG QUEEN BLING? 54 YEAR OLD MAN AND HE SOMEHOW SLAYS IN HIGH HEELS? WHAT ELSE CAN THIS OLD FART DO???

He can do everything except for the things he can't do!

[thatoneluckybee]

What if was Patricia drinking poisoned punch? Or what if I was Raquel dashed on a rock with a crunch? What then?

[oxyisdamoron]

My internal battery has run dry. The jokes can be made. However, competence based events will not longer occur.

[walkingtalloncesetusapart]

Jake has rock hair! Like Hetfield, back when he was riding the lighting

[drugstorecowboi]

I don't wanna live to be 34

[leightaylorwrites]

The VMAS aint nothing unless Trace Cyrus comes out and tries to fight Taylor Swift

[leightaylorwrites]

So... does this make Dorian a freak on a leash?