Owl House after Eda adopts Hunter be like:
Eda, about Hunter: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
King: Are we stealing them?
Luz: New or used?
Eda: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Eda: Dammit, Luz!
Luz: What?! It wasn’t me!
Eda: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, King!
King: Not me either.
Eda: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Hunter: *whistles*
Luz: *Screams*
Hunter: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Eda: Should we do something?
King: No, I want to see who wins.
Hunter: *Gently taps table*
Luz: *Taps back*
King: What are they doing?
Eda: Morse code.
Hunter: *Aggressively taps table*
Luz: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
*Eda is cooking*
Hunter: Any chance that’s for me?
Eda: It’s for Luz. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
King: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Eda: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Hunter: Not if they consent to it.
King: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Luz: YES?!?
Eda: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Luz: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
King: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Hunter: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Eda: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
