#someone understood the assignment

[stellarmeadow]

This is an actual choice someone made, available at Regal Cinemas.... (the straw is mine, but where they put the hole for it is the design....)

[secretly-larry-daley]

Thinking about the fact that Lightning McQueen would have one of these bad boys

[femmefeedist]

Sounds like the perfect night would be

- dress you up in your tightest outfit (something with lots of buttons, preferably) that doesn't fit unless you suck in your gut

- ply you with heavy IPAs until you're too tipsy to remember to suck it in and watch as your belly makes all the buttons gap

- belittle you for wanting midnight doordash from McDonald's, but then order it for you anyway

- whoops, accidentally got an extra mcflurry. Guess you better finish it so it doesn't go to waste

- explain that this is why you're popping buttons on all your clothes

- use you for pleasure once you're well and truly gorged

🥵🥵🥵 promise?

[lullabylament]

Favorite Symbrock Fanfiction.

FINALLY SOME GOOD CONTENT

[raidenproulx]

[nerdismysafespace-01]

in my big bro feels

[thisismyworldyeah]

Ferrari's on fire

[worldcupofficial]

TAAAAK