#someonefckinghasto

[twcbutcneisevil]

♟- someonefckinghasto

♟ : Patching up a wound || Accepting || @someonefckinghasto

Jasper hissed slightly in pain as the other touched a particular sensitive part. He nearly withdrew his arm from David but managed not too. He merely flexed his hand in pain as he grit his teeth as he forced himself to relax. “…careful Davey… it’s still tender.”

[bezazzled]

@someonefckinghasto con’t

Cue upset groaning and leg-hugging. “It’s okay, I'll just keep my eyes closed ‘till it’s over. Wouldn’t want anyone else worrying about me, y’know?”

[cultcamper]

" Max? Where are you? " - someonefckinghasto

Max jumped and ran behind a tree, heart pounding. David shouldn’t know about this. He should never have to see Max in the fucked up state he was in. Max slid down to the ground, tucking his knees under his jumper and pulling up the hood, trying to be as small as possible. David didn’t need to see him, not now. 

M!A: Unpure 2/10

[purifiedxkoolaid]

“How did Davey get hit  by a bus and live?!”

[tiny-agent-of-chaos-blog]

@someonefckinghasto​

David’s face got increasingly distraught as she talked. He was pretty sure that the parents were not wrestling but he would let her have that delusion. “ Oh? That’s… interesting. “

“ Wait…. WHAT?! “

“Mr. Campbell got arrested!? So…he’s…gone? Or is he going to come back?! And he’s still mad at me?!  “

  “Yyeeaahh he’s... going to super gua... uh... guant... I don’t remember the thing they said but it sounded bad!!” Really bad.

“We finished parents day though!!! Preston managed to start his play again, after he scrubbed the heck out of the stage, and even me and Neil went up! Neil’s act was super awkward though. I was gonna show everyone how I taught myself to fly a plane, but I just went with a bunch of nature stuff.”

[crossoverxepisode-blog]

(@someonefckinghasto​ asked for a starter)

Forests had always been some of the best places to go on walks, what with the fresh air, the beautiful trees, and most importantly the delightful smells that accompanied nature. Not to mention being able to get away from the noise of the city life that occasionally got on ones nerves. Finding a cool campground in the middle of said woods? Now that just makes a day even better. The place looked rather nice, with its typical wooden cabins and tepees, and a tall flagpole as the centerpiece. A typical campground, but sometimes regularity is nice. Mr. Peanutbutter figured he should look around for someone to ask if it was alright to sit and rest for a bit.

[bezazzled]

@someonefckinghasto con’t

“Perfect! How exactly do I apply, then?”

[tiny-agent-of-chaos-blog]

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   “So when you and Gwen get married, can I be the flower girl? I wanna throw roses at people! Those thorns hurt!”