>BEGIN CHAPTER 5
Your name is IOTA. You provide essential support and operations aboard THE ONLY PLANET IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, an interplanetary superstructure that allows mortal beings to EXIST and DO BASICALLY NOTHING FOREVER.
It has been COUNTLESS HOURS since your BIRTH and you are ranked FIRST amongst all RIPE FRUIT in your BUNCH. For the honor of NOT BEING DEAD you enjoy several exclusive privileges, such as 10,000 HOURS SPENT WITH YOUR THOUGHTS, THE DELICACIES OF CRONUS and UNLIMITED DAYS OFF.
Your personalized atmosphere is made of WATER, whatever that is. Your hobbies include TRY TO REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, and SUCKING BUBBLES OUT OF YOUR SUIT’S FILTER. Your daily task list IS NON-EXISTENT but if it did exist you think it would be 100%.
>IOTA: Retrieve Arms