#something he'd do

[konigsblog]

piercer!reader who has simon sat in their seat. he's just came home from deployment, lasting months and leaving him sore and exhausted. he's deprived of the sensation of a wet pussy coating his large cock in creamy wetness, unable to control the way his big dick leaks in your grasp.

he's embarrassed when he comes all over your hand accidentally, his body tense and stiff as you giggle, small kitten licks to his wet, sticky tip. 💉

[ask-claude-von-riegan]

"Uh.. I'm not sure. They said they had a cookie that tasted weird before it happened, and it's making them seem like they have a fever- does that help?"

It was no doubt poisoned. I wonder if this has anything to do with them? Alright, I can help by providing a antidote, but in order to create it, I'm going to need the cookie. Is there any of it left?

[orangeslices]

🙃- For a lighter, slightly embarrassing secret

“I’ll spare you the story, but I uh– I nearly missed one of Cassie’s school assemblies after having an unfortunate encounter with– some dog uh– excrement as I left the house that morning.”