#somethingnotnatural

[hansgrubr]

i love texting because it's like

one conversation: sending those shitpost valentines back and forth for literal hours

the other conversation: what if cheese made you high

[hansgrubr]

5 things i associate with you: time paradoxes, harry potter, pickles, svu and cards against humanity

thanks abi :) 

i’m glad i was able to show you so many time paradoxes ehehehehe they’re my favorite

(ask prompt was “5 things you associate with me”) 

[hansgrubr]

somethingnotnatural replied to your post: i’m supposed to be revising this paper...

what musicals

Annie and Oliver... I mean they’re both orphans!!! 

I’m trying to work out if Warbucks can actually end up being Annie’s grandfather like in Oliver?

[hansgrubr]

it’s really weird but i’ve been trying to play one of those azaleasdolls dress up games on my computer but i just figured out it only works when i’m signed into the other google account?? not the one i use all the time?

[hansgrubr]

ok so i typed brendon urie’s name into my phone and i thought it would autocorrect to brendon urine but it actually autocorrected to brendon urge and i’ve never felt more betrayed in my life

[hansgrubr]

tfw you want to see a movie with your friend but she lives 5 hours away

[hansgrubr]

I finally finished this and I’m really proud of it! 

(it should be transparent, you know, if you think that’s cool)

[hansgrubr]

somethingnotnatural replied to your post: sometimes i remember that i’m a legit ...

And then it’s like “what do you mean I’m old enough to be married and have kids I am kid!” I think about that sometimes…

maybe the secret to eternal youth is to not have kids. remain the youngest of your genetic lineage forever. no one can stop you