#song styles

[lycorogue]

I’m Better Now that I’m Catchin’ Villains

I don’t know why, but whenever I hear Post Malone’s song “Better Now” on the radio....

I always think "Wait, Beast Boy got a record deal?”

[ignite-the-stars]

I need to share this piece of art with you

[stretfordender]

IM BRINGIN’ BASTI BACK JUST LISTEN TO OLD TRAFFORD REACT I THINK IT’S SPECIAL THIS LINE OF ATTACK SO LET MKHITARYAN PICK UP THE SLACK

DIRTY PLAY DIDNT STOP ZLATAN FROM GETTING HIS WAY AND TONY MARTIAL WELL THAT BOY CAN SLAY  IT’S JUST THAT MAN UNITED MAKES MY DAY

IM BRINGIN BASTI BACK YOU OTHER FUCKERS CAN STOP TALKIN SMACK LET MICHAEL CARRICK PUT US BACK ON TRACK WE’RE BURNIN UP WHO KNOWS HOW LONG THIS’LL LAST 

HERE TO STAY LOOKS LIKE THE HAMMERS GOT HAMMERED HOORAY I KNOW IT’S JUST THE LEAGUE CUP BUT I’LL SAY THAT MAN UNITED REALLY MAKES MY DAY

[stretfordender]

SLIP AND SLIDE BUT I WOULDN'T MIND DON'T YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT FIND NO BETTER PLACE TO PLAY YOU SAID THAT PEP'D NEVER BEEN BEATEN, WELL WE'VE JUST SEEN JUAN MATA MAKE OUR DAY

SO I WATCH AS MARCUS RASHFORD RUNS AHEAD 'CAUSE OUR DEFENCE STUCK IT OUT, PUT IT TO BED STEP OUTSIDE, IT'S TIME FOR POGBOOM CARRICK BEAT AGUERO IN PACE TAKE THAT LOOK FROM OFF YOUR FACE ANDER HERRERA JUST PLAYED HIS HEART OOOOOOUT

AND SOOOOO WEMBLEY CAN WAIT, IT ISN'T TOO LATE, WE'LL BE THERE FLYING HIGH ROJOOOO WAS OKAY, AND MOYES GOT SENT OFF - BANTER, OH WHAT A DAY

[stretfordender]

LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS LOOK AT RASHFORD'S RUNS CAN WE REALLY SCORE FOUR BEFORE HALF TIME COMES

WE'RE THE BESTEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET MIKE, MATA, RASHFORD, POGBA TOO SOMEHOW WE GOT THREE POINTS, LEICESTER'S BLUE

MAGIC AS THE MOVIES THAT IS MIKE SMALLING ONCE HE FOUND THE NET THEN WE WERE SURE TO WIN

WE'VE GOT POWER, PACE, AND TWO TOPKNOTS AND THEY HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE SOMEHOW WE GOT THREE POINTS, LEICESTER'S BLUE

WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH OUR BREATH SAY GOODBYE TO CATCHING BAILLY BOY CAN DAVE DE GEA SAVE JUST EVERYTHING ZLATAN'S GOT THEM SCARED TO DEATH HOPE MOU DOESN'T PLAY FELLAINI NOW I DON'T REGRET CORNERS TAKEN BY BLIND

WE ARE MAN UNITED, SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER WITH ALL THE FORCE OF WAYNE ROONEY'S CROON WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF LINGARD'S DESIRE MYSTERIOUS AS OUR DARK SHADE OF MAROON

VARDY RACING TOWARD US (wow he didn't dive) LOOK AT DAVE, DON'T WORRY WITH HIM WE'LL SURVIVE

CARRICK'S SUITED FOR THE RAGE OF WAR SOMEHOW ASHLEY CAME ON TOO HOW DID WE GET THREE POINTS THAT'S SO COOL

WE ARE MAN UNITED, SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER WITH ALL THE FORCE OF WAYNE ROONEY’S CROON WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF LINGARD’S DESIRE MYSTERIOUS AS OUR DARK SHADE OF MAROON

[stretfordender]

MARCUS RASHFORD COMING OFF HIS SEAT MARCUS RASHFORD THE KIND WHO'S HARD TO BEAT MARCUS RASHFORD I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU'RE NOT THE TRUTH NO ONE COULD BE AS GOOD AS YOU

MARCUS RASHFORD JUST KEEPS SCORING GOALS MARCUS RASHFORD SOLVES ALL OUR LOSING WOES MARCUS RASHFORD GOT US ALL THREE POINTS AGAINST HULL YOU WATCH HIM AND YOU JUST GO WOW

MARCUS RASHFORD, WHAT THE HELL MARCUS RASHFORD, YOU'RE SO SWELL MARCUS RASHFORD, ASSIST BY ROONEY MARCUS RASHFORD, YOU'RE THE BAE MARCUS RASHFORD, GET YOUR WAY MARCUS RASHFORD OF M U F CEEEE

[stretfordender]

I like I-bra aand I cannot lie Yo Arsene Wenger can't deny That when Rooney walks in with a cross not out of place And Martial setting the pace We get goals, wanna win us the league 'Cause Southampton they were fatigued Deep in the field Bailly, Blind Luke Shaw and Valencia ballin' Oh baby, we started Fellaini who wasn't just a tree The press they tried to warn me But thirty four year olds are beastly Ooh, Dave de Gea You say you wanna get in my net? Well try me, try me 'Cause I ain't that average goalie I've seen Juan dancin' To hell with backpassin' They're sweat, wet Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of nil-nil draws Now we got a goal scoring clause Take our bench - Rashford, Herrera that Mkhi, Morgan back So fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your club got Paul Pogba? (Hell yeah!) Tell him to dab it! (dab it!) dab it! (dab it!) Give Dave that donut! Pogba got back!

[stretfordender]

YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN BOY THINGS YOU NEVER NEVER KNEW BEFORE THAT YOU COULD SCORE GOALS LIKE RUUD AND PAUL SCHOLES AND WHY 36 MIL WASN'T A CHORE NOW NOW NOW WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU (EV-ER-TON-IANS) ALL ABOUT GOALS GIRL (ALL ABOUT GOALS) SIT YOURSELF DOWN, TAKE A SEAT ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS STAND BY AND WATCH ME

FELL-AI-NI IT'S EASY AS 1-2-3 AS SIMPLE AS DAVE YOU SEE WATCH AS HE LAUGHS WITH GLEE SAVE A PE-NAL-TY GIRL

AN-THO-NY HE COULD'VE SCORED 1-2-3 AS SIMPLE AS WAYNE DRINKS TEA MARCUS HE AND JESSE WHAT A TEAM FOR ME GIRL

COME ON AND LOVE US JUST A LITTLE BIT COME ON AND LOVE US JUST A LITTLE BIT WE GONNA TEACH YOU TO DUMP SCOUSERS OUT COME ON, COME ON, COME ON TONY SHOW THEM WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

RUNNING PASSING DIAGONALS ARE BRANCHES OF WAYNE MARK ROONEY AND WHEN YOU PUT THAT TOGETHER WITH DE GEA GIRL YOUR EDUCATION IS COMPLETE DA-DA-DA-DALEY'S GONNA SHOW YOU (HE'S GONNA SHOW YOU) HOW TO STOP A PLAY CLEVERLEY, YOU, LUKAKU LISTEN TO ME BABY YOU AINT GONNA SCORE TWO

OH FELL-AI-NI IT'S EASY AS 1-2-3 AS SIMPLE AS DAVE YOU SEE WATCH AS HE LAUGHS WITH GLEE SAVE A PE-NAL-TY GIRL

AN-THO-NY HE COULD'VE SCORED 1-2-3 AS SIMPLE AS WAYNE DRINKS TEA MARCUS HE AND JESSE WHAT A TEAM FOR ME GIRL