technically just filler and for fun tbh
chatfic i know people hate them but i needed more spiderkids crumbs
idk if people wanted to be tagged in this since technically there wasnt a plot so no tags for rn ig
this was okay idk i hate it
lots of stupid brainrot prolly unfunny but i had fun with this
also pavitr and reader can break the 4th wall dont think too hard abt it
Y/N L/N Made a group chat
Y/N L/N Added Hobart Brown
Y/N L/N Added Pavitr Prabhakar
Y/N L/N Added Miles Morales
Y/N L/N Added Peni Parker
Y/N L/N Changed their name to y/n
Pavitr changed their name to Pav
Gwen Stacy changed their name to Gwen
Miles Morales changed their name to Miles
Hobart Brown changed their name to Hobie
Margo Kess changed their name to Margo
Peni Parker changed their name to Peni
y/n changed Peni's name to Penjamin
Peni Parker changed their name to Peni
y/n changed Peni's name to Penjamin Penjamin: BR9
Penjamin changed their name to peni
y/n changed peni's name to penjamin
penjamin changed their name to peni
y/n changed peni's name to penjamin
penjamin changed their name to peni
y/n changed peni's name to penjamin
penjamin changed their name to peni
y/n changed peni's name to penis
penis: ill stick to penjamin ig (｡-｀へ´-｡)
y/n changed penis's name to peni
y/n: peni doesnt look like a real word anymore
miles: why r u guys awake its like 2 am
gwen: no but like actually
my family is so fuckinf loud it actually pisses me off
like idgaf what yall do stop screaming
stop cryin and start grinding
y/n: damian and jason r fighting like full on fist fighting
tim is yelling over not being able to do his work
dick is tryna defuse the situation
bruce is brooding also tryna calm everything down
gwen: not the alfred stray
miles: WOWWWW OKAY DIE I GUESS
y/n: RARE MARGO APPEARANCE!!!!!!
margo: rare margo appearance!
pav: i can also come! can we sneak snacks in?
y/n: HI PAVIIII and yessss
margo: no lets use y/ns dads credit card
HELL YEAH i love spending his money
miles: throwback to back when we all used his money to get us tickets to concerts lmfao
ur so funny pavi please dont get run over by a horse carriage
y/n: idk lets freeball it
miles: meet me in my universe
pav: Y/N WHAT DO YOU MEAN DONT GET RUN OVERARE YOU PLOTTING SOMETHING
guys i just made a rly good tamale
miles:tyler the creator reference
throwback to when pavi literally almost burnt my kitchen down
y/n: DUDE ISTG UR LUCKY MY FAMILY WASNT HOME AND I DISABLED THE CAMERAS
they prolly wouldve grounded me
miles: i wish they grounded youWOAAAHHH WHO SAID THAT
y/n: miles remember who got you and gwen to datedont play with me rn
miles: i stand by what i said
gwen: miles stop teasing y/n
miles: id like to apologize.
y/n: OH BRIELLA WAITI NEED THAT!
margo: you guys are so brainrotted i fear
y/n: hobie where have you beenyou ahvent been in this chat lately
hobie: dont worry about it
Miles: my dad js bought me a bunch of markers
margo: i can feel the pain in her dih🥀
y/n: nah 🥀 she 🥀 got 🥀you 🥀 blushin 🥀 twin 🥀 aw 🥀hell 🥀naw 🥀twin 🥀 you 🥀gotta 🥀 lock up 🥀 twin 🥀bruh🥀 this 🥀ain’t 🥀 even 🥀you 🥀twin 🥀on 🥀fomeon🥀grave 🥀bruh 🥀euuahhhh
y/n: dude i got into an argument with my school councler like a year ago cause i said my family was pissing me off and neglecting melike js cause my fathers the richest man ever does NOT make me like him
margo: your whole family pisses me off
one time damian dropped a vase and blamed it on tim who blamed it on me
and THEN when i argued and proved myself right i still got in trouble.
miles: im on thar good koosh and alekhauwl
peni: have you guys seen my remote
gwen: peni your technology is like a million years away from ours
miles: didnt you leave it inside your jewlery box
peni: YOU WERE RIGHT THANK YOU MILES (/--)/
hobie: i just blew up a car
youve been quiet for a while
miles: yeah lowk im worried
y/n: guys i am hiding in a vent in my closet rn damian chased me cause i called him an asshole and he has a katana help
gwen: oh my god??? are you??? okay???
y/n: help yes i am okay i just panicked and ran into a wall my nose bleeding help
y/n: I JUST SLIPPED ON MY NOSW BLEED BLOOD LKFAOOOOO
y/n: guys im okay now damian called me pathetic and walked away mopping the blood rn
margo: how are you always hurting yourself
y/n: guys pavi literally cursed me
y/n: im a really good cook as you guys know
and a really good baker cause yk all neglected reader stories make the reader a baker for some reason
pav: YOU CAN BREAK THE 4RTH WALL TOO?? I THOUGHT ONLY I COULD DO THAT
y/n: YESSSSS I THOUGHT I WAS GOINF INSANE
pav cursed me now i js almost burnt down the kitchen
its a good thing miguels on speed dial i almost burnt down the manor with me in it
y/n: YOU DIDYOU RUINED MY KITCHEN
pav: I DID NOT GWEN SEND HER AWAY TO JAIL AND HAVE HER IMPRISONED 😡😡😡😡
y/n: you and margo r the only responsible ones here
i hope you uhhhhh get chased again by damian again
y/n: you guys dont know true fear until your youngest sibling chases you with a long knife
y/n: miles i have a bone to pick with you
miles: its not even 1 pm yet what did i do
y/n: YOU STOLE THE COOKIES I BAKED FOR UR PARENTS HO
miles: ya and id do it again
peni: the image wont load for me what is it
pav: ITS Y/N SLEEPING ON MIGUELS SHOULDERS
miles: WHERED YOU GET THAT FROM
peni: my phone is tweaking what is it
pav: its a pic of miles asleep at his dads desk 😭
miles: Y/N WHEN DID U TAKE THAT
peni: im cryinf this is so silly
y/n: penjamin you are NOT safe
peni: MY PHONE IS TWEAKING is it the pic of me on noirs back
peni: i knew it isighwait NOOOO NOT PENJAMIN
y/n: peni penjamin we r so back
hobie: girl scout cookies
y/n: never heard anything truer
pav: do you all notice you all have a spider parent besides me and margo and hobie
pav: miles has peter b, gwen you have jess, y/n has miguel, and peni is greedy and has 2 which are noir and ham
margo: damn share with the class peni
peni: those are MY DADS (＾ω＾)
y/n: miguel is saved as 'spider-dad' on my phone
hes actually my emergency contact
miles: im peter b's emergency contact that man is always up to something
gwen: jess is like my 2nd emergency contact
gwen: miles (♡) jess and my dad in that order
gwen: girl you are the emergency
y/n: whats ur mom making tonight
miles: yeah im doing great thanks for asking
im so happy your mom cooks i love puerto ricans
the chatfic no one asked for and no one needed
also prolly highkey ooc cause its a crackchatfic and im half asleep
guys im actually working on the next chapter i swear
no taglist cause i dont think anyone wanted this
