Pick a Star

Mostly Star Wars. Just Kidding. I'm rewatching Merlin again. Deal with it.

[colinoeyebrows]

Uhm, you know it's interesting, all- anytime you have romantic stuff onscreen. It's definitely not as romantic in real-life as it seems like it is on the screen. [source]

+ BONUS

[renrapp]

@lgbtqcreators creator challenge | book covers

TEEN MOVIES INSPIRED BY CLASSIC LITERATURE

[khmelisuneliart]

all that remains

[serosfan]

Me at the beginning of Sheep Detectives: Wow they gave him a really shitty blonde dye job huh

Me at the end of Sheep Detectives: OH SHIT

[feris1213]

🐑📔🔍

[darlingofdots]

my favourite joke in The Sheep Detectives is that there's neon signs everywhere in Denbrook, including the police station, and you don't really think about it until you see the neon sign that offers a discount on neon signs

[worst-kitty-207]

[furiosa-femininst]

If I had a nickel

[queensinchains]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[gwynrielrising]

Remember when SJM used to post info about her upcoming books?

Yeah, me too… and I miss it.

[mulderscully]

THE SHEEP DETECTIVES (2026) dir. Kyle Balda

[nerd0608]

Arthur thinking Merlin has spent 3 days in the tavern, meanwhile Merlin has been saving Arthur from the biggest threat to his life so far.

[thenottealtrashheap]

This is also on Arthur. It's been how many years, and the man didn't a SINGLE time go and have a lookieloo when he was told Merlin was skivving off for the tavern.

Man didn't want to have to reprimand him officially.

[anexperimentallife]

[caxycreations]

This isn't very hard when you know some of the most genius strategies in human history were incredibly stupid, circumstantial events that led to victory by sheer luck of that strategy working.

Case in point: Tsun Zu's rival defended a city with 10 men against Tsun's army of hundreds by disarming his own soldiers, dressing them in plain clothes, INVITING Tsun's army to come in, and it only worked because Tsun knew the guy was an ambush master and thought "if we attack the city he's inviting us into, we will die." and left without even trying ON THE BASIS OF HIS RIVAL'S REPUTATION AND NOTHING MORE

Another example: Tsun Zu, on being told his soliders were out of arrows during a battle against a city across a river from them, had his men craft scarecrows, put them on a boat, send it out on a line, leave it there for half an hour, then pull it back in and used the arrows the enemy had fired at the boat to restock their own ammunition. It only worked because it was foggy and the enemy couldn't tell the difference between the scarecrows and actual soldiers.

Stupid things like that work INCREDIBLY WELL if the circumstances favor them, so you really don't need to come up with some multi-layered, Shikamaru-esque strategy. You just need to come up with a strategy you like for the characters involved, then write the circumstances (weather, environment, individuals involved) to favor it enough that it works.

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[aggressionbread]

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

[em-the-mushroom815]

it's even worse that the only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning

[thats-what-sidhe-said]

But the only way to begin is by beginning. So let's begin.

[gamechangershow]

[kyloren]

KYLO REN in Star Wars: Galaxy of Adventures

[music-in-my-veins14]