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Guys, i severe I'm sorry for not being there for so long, i got a new phase reasently and am cooking a comic for thi underrated show!!!
"Tails's Joke Corner: Part 2 – 200% More Chaos, 100% More Punchlines. Btw yes ididnot take much care on this thanthe lasttime technical issues
Why did Sonic start a podcast? Because he wanted to go live at the speed of sound.
Shadow tried therapy once… …but the therapist couldn’t handle the existential edge.
Rouge stole a Chaos Emerald and said: “Oops, my kleptomania’s acting up again.”
Tails built a mech that could fold laundry. It folded itself into depression.
Amy tried Tinder, but everyone swiped left. Except Sonic. He ran from the app.
Omega updated his firmware… Now he’s emotionally unstable and slightly British.
Knuckles locked his keys in the Master Emerald. The echidna tech support said: “Have you tried punching it?”
Sonic Frontiers glitch: Sonic fell off a boss and landed in Skyrim.
Shadow in Shadow Gems be like: “I am the ultimate bug report.”
Big the Cat got lost in Cyberspace. Froggy sent him a GPS pin.
Dr. Eggman created a dating sim. It only matched him with himself.
Tails installed Windows 98 on the Tornado. Now it runs slower than Classic Sonic.
Sonic ordered a chili dog. Shadow asked, “Is that your purpose?”
Shadow’s keyboard only has edge keys. Ctrl + Alt + Existential Crisis.
Silver came from the future just to say: “Bro, 06 still sucks.”
Amy has a hammer. Sonic has trauma.
Eggman tried creating a streaming service. It’s called Eggflix and only plays his TED Talks.
Chaos tried swimming in Gatorade. He evolved into an energy drink mascot.
Rouge infiltrated Area 51. Found Shadow’s original edgy design sketches.
Tails got stuck in Blender. Not the software. The kitchen appliance.
Shadow used Chaos Control to skip the tutorial. Now he doesn’t know how to play life.
Sonic forgot his rings. Shadow said, “You dropped your bling, faker.”
Blaze lit her stove with her fingers. The kitchen is gone now.
Knuckles downloaded Duolingo. He still can’t read ancient text.
Omega’s internal clock runs on doom energy.
Sonic Heroes but every team talks at once. “Sonic! Espio! Charmy! Eggman?!?”
Shadow Generations: The camera is your enemy.
Tails accidentally created ChatGPT. Now the Tornado argues with him.
Eggman made a clone of himself. He lost an argument to it.
Sonic got stuck on a wall. Knuckles asked, “You climbing or glitching?”
Amy’s hammer is Bluetooth now. It plays Spotify mid-swing.
Big became a Twitch streamer. Category: Just Froggin’.
Shadow’s motorcycle runs on trauma.
Tails modded Minecraft. It now runs in the Tornado’s cockpit.
Sonic tried sleeping. His dreams were just speedruns.
Knuckles’ dating profile: “Guardian of your heart. Punch first, ask later.”
Eggman’s mech broke. He rage quit and blamed lag.
Metal Sonic tried making toast. Set the house on fire with precision.
Sonic did a kickflip. Amy said: “Husband material.”
Shadow Generations glitch: “Camera said: I do not perceive you.”
Sonic blinked… And ended up in the ARK again.
Shadow joined a meditation group. He yelled “CHAOS CONTROL” in the first 5 minutes.
Tails tried yoga. Now he’s a pretzel with an IQ of 300.
Rouge wore stealth shoes. Still heard by Knuckles from 3 zones away.
Silver made a TikTok.
ITSTHENEARFUTURE
Eggman uses Microsoft Paint for schematics.
Blaze sneezed. The entire zone caught fire.
Knuckles found a riddle. Punched it. Problem solved.
Sonic Generations glitch: Sonic yeeted himself into the title screen.
Shadow said "Maria" so hard the game crashed.
Tails made a backup of Shadow’s memory. Now it’s just labeled “DO NOT OPEN – TOO MUCH EDGE.”
Shadow blinked in Shadow Gems… Game crashed out of fear.
Knuckles got a library card. Then punched the librarian for "being too mysterious."
Eggman tried stand-up comedy. The punchline exploded.
Sonic ran so fast, he entered another Sonic game. It was Sonic Boom. He immediately ran back.
Tails made a smart fridge. Now it lectures him about nutrition.
Amy joined a rock band. Her instrument? The hammer, obviously.
Omega tried painting. The canvas caught fire from rage.
Shadow sat in a therapist's chair. The chair disintegrated.
Sonic got a sponsorship deal. It was for anti-glitch spray. He refused.
Rouge tried yoga. She stole everyone’s mats.
Knuckles made a smoothie. He punched the fruit directly.
Shadow hacked the game code. He replaced all NPCs with himself.
Sonic found a bug in Shadow Gems. Shadow just called it a “feature.”
Tails asked ChatGPT for advice. Now he’s building a sarcasm bot.
Eggman joined Twitter. He blocked Sonic in real life.
Big the Cat wandered into Final Fortress. No one knows how. Not even Big.
Silver said “IT’S NO USE” at a coffee shop. Now he's banned for life.
Shadow downloaded Spotify. Every playlist is titled “Angst.”
Sonic tried ASMR. Too fast. The mic exploded.
Tails built a drone. It follows Shadow and whispers “edgy…”
Knuckles tried sushi. Punched the wasabi.
Amy wrote a fanfic. Sonic moved to another timeline.
Omega tried gardening. Now he grows C4.
Shadow entered cyberspace. The internet got emotional.
Sonic got invited to Smash. Shadow broke the door down asking “WHERE’S MY INVITE?!”
Tails made a Sonic AI. It speedran its own shutdown.
Eggman bought a Fitbit. Declared war on his step count.
Rouge got a diamond sponsorship. She stole the diamonds right after.
Sonic accidentally boosted into a mirror. Said “Sorry faker” to himself.
Knuckles started a podcast. Only one episode. It’s just grunting.
Shadow turned off motion blur. The game lost 90% of its style.
Tails programmed a meme bot. It only posts "Shadow = edgy" memes.
Silver tried therapy. Time travel made every session awkward.
Omega entered a rap battle. He dropped bars and missiles.
Big became a motivational speaker. His only advice: “Froggy.”
Shadow walked into a Hot Topic. Got hired on sight.
Sonic got a glitch where he turned into a car. Shadow drove him off a cliff for “justice.”
Rouge disguised herself as a Chaos Emerald. Knuckles fell for it.
Tails made an AI Sonic. It spent 3 hours saying “Gotta go fast.”
Eggman’s mech had a voice assistant. It refused to listen unless bribed with EggTokens.
Shadow stared into the void. The void blinked.
Knuckles tried a Rubik’s cube. Solved it with one punch.
Sonic made a cooking show. Every dish was chili dogs.
Silver said “It’s no use” to a vending machine. It worked.
Omega tried to join Instagram. Got banned for explosive selfies.
Amy went to therapy. The hammer got its own seat.
Tails accidentally opened the multiverse. Now there are 12 Sonics and a plumber.
Shadow tried journaling. It was just the word “darkness” 400 times.
Sonic met his alternate self. They raced. Time imploded.
(Btw there might be errors bc of autocorrect in the text like reblog this took me a whilee btw what shoud i do next theory or etc?)
ASHURA THE GLITCH HEDGEHOG 💿🌱
this is my design of him, i think he's super cool :)
Looking for the glicthed sonic game over screen that inspired Ads blocker tails
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If its not on my ipad then, screw me I guess Hahshsa
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Nobody would guess that 2 villain designs were inspired by this little dude
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