A dumb girl and her lover writing
Part 1 of the art trade with Iris.
A bad story about mom-Aradia, dad-Equius, and daughter-Nepeta and her struggles with having a thing for a certain lowblooded troll next door.
":33 < *ac returns to her lair after another day of purrowling around, carefully monitoring her future purrey*" She came home through the front door as usual. What led her to believe she was being sneaky is anyone's best guess, but that is how she was, peeking around the door way before slowly nudging it open and moving towards the stairs in a swift pounce-like movement. ":33 < *ac carefully surveys the surroundings, monitoring the area for the dreaded musclebeast and woolbeast*" she continued to think to herself as she darted to and fro around the entryway before actually making her way up the stairs. At the very top of the stairs, as with most buildings that contained stairs, was a landing and on that landing was a chair. On that chair sat the dreaded musclebeast. He didn't look entirely happy. Hah, of course he would be on the landing. The stairs are easily the most vulnerable place to be- retreat! ......Or not. Turning to go down the stairs, waiting was none other than the woolbeast. The mighty meowbeast, trapped again! It never fails...... How she didn't see this coming was beyond her, it had only happened twice in a row now? Who mew they'd do it again! The fearsome musclebeast looked like he wanted to speak, it was now or never! Do or die! ":33 < rawr!" she yelled, pouncing on the musclebeast in desperation. A stupid and useless act, maybe, but she refused to go down without a fight! Although predictably, no fight was had. He simply stood there as usual, his ever-stern expression remaining as stoic as ever even as the hapless, catty troll bit and crawled around all over him not unlike a silly acrobatics show. Their personal circus act. Their personal circus act that he, as usual, quickly grew tired of; reaching an arm up, quickly wrapping it around her waist and locking her in place over his shoulder. Naturally, as always, she started hissing and flailing her legs about as he began walking down the stairs with her in place, while the lovely, fluffier troll said nothing; but watched them come down with her ever-bright smile plastered onto her face. "D --> I would like to inquire as to why you thought we would not notice your departure" he spoke slowly, as if testing each word as he descended with the still flailing female over his shoulders. This of course was met with a fresh batch of hissing and meows. The giant fluffy mess at the base of the steps turned in what could be seen as a dramatic way, if only due to the way her hair poofed during the movement. The three moved into a side room, a living chamber of some sort. "i too would like to know considering you even left us a note detailing when you would return", came the melodious voice of Aradia. “you missed your mark by several hours!” Somewhat to the disappointment of little Nepeta, the oblong ball of fluff did in fact not bleat. Of course, Nepeta still refused to answer properly even then, seemingly enjoying her theatrics of hissing and giving Equius the hardest time she possibly could before being dropped onto a sofa with a thud, the poor meowbeast groaning and rubbing her bottom as the other two sat next to her. "now" Aradia with a comfortable smile still on her face, "why was it your note asked us for help and where were you all day" The little meowbeast remained quiet in what seemed like a very silly act of defiance. She had wanted their help but it seemed to her that telling them would mean she lost. A good huntress never loses! The pause however did mean that the sweating hulk of a troll was geting impatient. That was bad. That often led to being put in a corner or worse! She might be denied a saucer of (what she knew was bad for her) milk! -- ":33 < okay okay" she started, the fear of her lost milk looming over her head in addition to the business she had anyway got the best of her, ":33 < its embarassing!" She paused for a moment, not quite sure how to begin. ":33 < well, i was out hunting for purrey again like usual!" ":33 < but it was a diffurrent kind this time?" ":33 < like i want to eat it, but not in a bloody way??" The elder Trolls exchanged looks at that, Aradia's was of unconcerned joy while the musclebeast known as Equius looked baffled beyond all belief. He also looked somehow upset, but this was normal. "D --> What exactly is it that you mean" came the inquiry in a slow way, each word pressed upon in a manner that made it sound harsh. It wasn't intended but the meowbeast still flinched. With an embarassed sigh, she paused for several seconds before finally continuing; ":33 < well, that troll that moved in next doo-" "D --> Do you mean the low b100ds" Equius interrupted right away. "D --> What have I told you about mingling with low b100ded h001igans" Nepeta gave him no direct response other than a sharp glare and a hiss, opening her mouth to continue- “:33 < gwrawrgh! you can take your high and migt-” She however was hardly able to get a word in before Aradia chimed in with a response of her own. "what exactly do you mean when you say that you want to eat him?", an eyebrow was raised. This was followed by a slow blink of her gigantic, bright eyes. ":33 < i dont know!!!" she began, her voice stuttering and confused. ":33 < just whenevfur i s33 him i want to pounce!" ":33 < and i dont know what to do about it???" looking back and forth between her two guardians. "D --> You have red feelings for a lowb100d" Equius started, after a pause. “D --> That is the most 100dacris thing I have ever heard" All Equius really got in response was another catty pair of eyes staring daggers at him and a hiss. "let her finish!! im interested to hear more!" was all Aradia had to say, rather cheerfully. She gave the younger Troll a smile, leaning to pat her on the knee. This led to Equius going into what most people call a huff. It would be hard for those who didn't know him to be able to tell the difference between this huffy state and his normal one, however. "D --> Continue" ":33 < ...but that purretty much is it!" she continued after a moment of thought. "what is it you want from him?" Aradia asked afterwards, still smiling away, bright eyed and bushy tailed over her daughter's first love~ "just his attention? do you want him to visit? you mentioned eating. do you want to bite him?" Equius's eyes, though hidden went notably wider at that remark. He muttered before opening his mouth only to be met by a sharp glare from Aradia. Silenced, the muscled Troll went back to quietly seething. "if you wish we can arrange for him to come over here or would you prefer to go to his!" followed by a short pause and a pensive finger touching her cheek, "a party even!!" she excitedly continued on from that. Nepeta, however, wasn't nearly as enthused, simply staring at Aradia in thought. Though she did want to do things with this mystery troll, doesn't a party seem a little fast? Or indirect? Frankly, mom’s pretty shitty at parties anyway. Except halloween. ":33 > ......no, i think that might be a little weird" She said with a scrunched up nose, almost put off by her offer. What was it that she actually wanted? ":33 < can i just" ":33 < be his friend?" "D --> Abso100tly not" Equius bellowed a fist lightly sweat coated and tense. It hit the arm of the sofa as he stood, turned and glared down at the tiniest of the three. "D --> There will be no interactions with that 100d child or his ilk, are we understood on that matter", a glance at Aradia who just smiled in a rather absent way. Nepeta quivered, she didn't like being told off but what could she do?
