OK, bro...
Him: Good morning
Me: Good morning
Him: What are you to..?
Me: I’m at work.
Him: I was thinking to meet you next week, whatday will be good 4 u..?
Me: I’m off next Monday. Want to meet for coffee?
Him: I can do it on the evening.
Me: I have my son, so that won’t work unfortunately.
Him: When is your day off..? And what your son is with his dad..?
Me: I work on the days when my son is with this father.
Him: Do you work until what time..?
(2 mins later) I’m going on a date with this other women, you seem to busy in this life..!!!!
Me: I am a single mother. My time is limited. I’m currently at work, so my responses are delayed. I’m sorry if that doesn’t work for you. Good luck.
Him: (an hour later) I’m single father also, plus I have 2 kids and i make time for everything. What’s your point...??
I asked you when your free, u didn’t know..!!!
Me: I know when I’m off. You aren’t available when I’m free. I’m typically off on Sundays and Mondays. I have my son on both those nights. I’m next free surin the day on Monday (as indicated earlier in the conversation). There’s no reason to get argumentative. If our schedules don’t line up, they don’t like up.
Him: Anyway I found someone else. Your not my type anyway. So good luck to you.
Me: <sarcasm that is surely lost on him> Guess it’s my loss. Good luck.
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Atrocious grammar notwithstanding, you pursued me bro, but now I’m not your type because you can’t figure out when to make yourself available at the same time as me. I’m sure that’s it. I wish these asshats would get more creative than “I didn’t like you anyway even though I initiated the conversation, but it didn’t go the way I planned.” At least he didn’t call me a bitch, so that’s something...
