#sooo dumb

[whateverthought]

Targaryen Self-Ship and How Our Relationship Would Be (Self-Indulgent AF)

Rhaena the Black Bride She'd be a Mean MILF and I'd be her simping younger lover. "when I graduated Highschool you were 13 isn't that wierd" "...can yuo put that out on me" She'd be cunty and I'd be hanging on to her every word<3

Maekar I'd be his sunny younger wife and everyone would think I'd make him nicer or softer or even feel bad that I'm tied to him but jokes on you, I love his bitchiness and enable his bad behavior! Also I'll talk shit with him, I love gossip and actually I'm the Freak(TM) and I WILL be breaking that Old Man's Hip (he's literally in his mid 30s)

Aelora She's an actually nice messy Rich Party Girl and I'm her quiet friend, An Extrovert's Pet Introvert. She gets so drunk she tells me how pretty and great I am as I'm taking care of her in the party/club bathroom and we finger in the school gym showers. Also her brother joins, I'm bisexual.

Elaena She's like a business woman, serious and mature but with a mouth on her and I'm her messy best friend she has to leash so I don't get us in trouble, She's My Brat Tamer<3

Baelor Breakspear He's so kind and honorable and understanding and I'm his stressed out wife with self-esteem issues. He's such a good Hand, he'll be such a good King and I can't handle more than 2 problems at once. I make it my job to take care of him, sexy style <3. I make him laugh and we're such an old married couple

[reenybopper]

Lipgloss is great and all except it wears off so fast and takes the color with it 🥲

[inact-ice]

I just read a manwha about a dog who was super loved by its owner dying in its owners arms and then getting sent to dog heaven and then asking dog god to be reincarnated as a human bc while it’s owner was crying over its dying body, she said she wanted the dog to come back as her daughter, so dog god was like “ah all dogs really never change” bc all dogs ask to be sent back to help their humans when they get to dog heaven, then dog god made the dog its owners younger sister and as the dog was leaving dog heaven, all the other dogs asked it to check on their humans and I cried so much I had a headache for the rest of the day

[shokuheshi]

a joke i made a while ago about diamfred being ketchup mustard mayo and then a follow up added after a panel at emblemcon where alfred’s va asked everyone who relish would be (personally i think it’d be clanne but griss seemed to win the majority vote) 

[whiteantcrawls]

It’s hailing like an SOB right now. 

I always wondered what birds do when it’s hailing. Well, now I know:

Look for shelter, and the kitchen patio is perfect. Smart birds! 

Well, except for this dimwit:

He’s 10 feet away from a long deep covered patio, and he just sits there, getting pelted by ice balls.

[xx-justsomeguy-xx]

im so stupid shdkshsjshsjs I didnt use the magnet on my magnetic polish before curing!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRRR

[palmtreepwr]

cant believe my natlan post is almost at 3k notes and bitches still bouncing on my wiener sayin dumb shit going "well it isnt a real country" or blaming cn audiences instead of hoyo themselves like arent u tired doing jumping jacks pls get a job

[jeffprobst-official]

YOU 👏🏻 CANNOT 👏🏻 CALL IT A BLINDSIDE WHEN YOU WERE CLEARLY ON THE FUCKING 👏🏻 CHOPPING 👏🏻 BLOCK 👏🏻