#sooooohungry

[reverseflash428]

Sooo hungry!!! #food #nom #nom #rice #gainz #sooooohungry #nomnom

[vnguyenmy]

It sucks to be starving & not being able to eat properly. My stomach is growling and I feel light headed. 😭😭😭

[screamloudernow]

beer. ghost of mars. someone bring me food tho?

[crammond]

#gutted #sooooohungry #hatediets #iwantfatfood

[shayminsgarden]

Now I have to do all my homework. >(

On Tuesday, I had my first karate class, and now I see - karate is the BEST obsession I have ever been wrought with!  So much fun, even if it took 20 minutes to find a uniform that fit me.  It was a lot of exercise, though, something I'm less than used to, so of course I didn't find it odd that my stomach was hurting and I barely ate any dinner and I felt a little queasy, RIGHT?

Do you see where I'm going?  Nooooo?

It was snowing like a blizzard, so everyone knew we would all invariably have a snow day on Wednesday.  How lucky for me!  I was so blissfully happy!  Everything would be rainbows and unicorns and kittens, too!

Not yet?  Don't worry, it's coming.

I didn't feel so good, though, and I went to bed early.  I woke up several hours later with a body temperature problem, severe headache, and the eerily familiar feeling of a certain digestional fluid creeping up my esophagus.  And then I threw up.  I did it again later that night, too, and spent my entire "snow day" as a bedridden, delusional freak who nearly fainted while taking a shower.

Me:  Whoa, what the hell just happened???  Stomach, why'd you keep spillin' on me?  That ain't cool, man!!!

Immune System:  oh HAI maya hao r u this luvly evnin

Me:  Why did you do this to me, I.S.?  8(

Immune System:  LOL i got tyred sry i desidd not 2 wrk 4 u 2day

Me:  But...but I thought we understood each other!  I thought you knew how much I depend on you!

Immune System:  hurr hurr derp 2 bad, b!tch

Me:  I CAN NO LONGER CONSUME NUTRITION IN A SOLID FORM THANKS TO YOUR SAD SHORTCOMINGS.  COME BACK WHEN YOU DECIDE JUST HOW IMPORTANT TO YOU I AM.

*end transmission*

I didn't throw up again, but now I am painfully hungry because I haven't eaten in two days!  8D

...I'm going to go eat scantily buttered toast as the only food prescribed to me now.   =n=