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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[vladtheunfollower]

[quarternotewhistle]

Oh this reminds me of a story from my youth, which I don’t Actually Remember Happening, but it has been recounted to me.

Basically when me and my bro were little, once, my mom had been making us supper. and she left the room for a minute for something, and when she came back, my brother was standing on a chair, and I was passing him green beans, which he was setting on the blades of the ceiling fan.

Now, when my mother saw this, she did what any respectable parent would do, and told us to sit our butts down and wait til our dad gets home.

Not much later, dad got home from work, ready to sit down to supper.

And mom sighs and goes, “honey, it’s hot in here, would you turn the fan on?”

[buzzfeedreader]

[injuries-in-dust]

[terryfphanatics]

@caitallolovesyou

[seveneightmine]

Some pictures of Flame w/ her chicks❤️

[camille-lachenille]

[prosteishiysputnik]

its april 7th 2026 yep its that one day from that one webnovel. holy fuuuuckkkkkkkkkk. i drew something i guess

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[rowanclair]

Aurora borealis on a winter night ✨

[molabuddy]

i love when cats roll around all cutely and then they look up at you like ₍^. .^₎ umm hi did you notices how cute i just was? did u see?

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[some-pers0n]

I'm kinda honestly impressed by the restraint on spoilers for Silksong because the game has been out for like four days now and I still haven't heard a PEEP about any big story events or even the final boss. Anything I've glimpsed at has only ever been early-game stuff. It's quite a feat to be sure that basically everyone agreed to keep their lips absolutely sealed for this one

[some-pers0n]

It's still really funny to me how every Hollow Knight fan basically was exploding and jumping on the walls and screeching in the days leading up to Silksong, crashed Steam and other stores on the day of release because of how much traffic there was, and then retreated back to their caves to play Silksong for 10 hours a day. Not even so much as a whisper you'll hear from them for at least a week

[skullebesta]

THE HEART

[knifehecker]

i would apologize for this but im not sorry at all

[phytsera]

they are 10 years old wish them a happy birthday

[sketchysketchin]

sloppy grubby study of a columbo screenshot. He’s just got such je ne sais… what’s the word..

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

[holespoles]

Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

[weirdchristmas]

[dduane]

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

[actual-lich-queen]

Counterpoint: Matsumoto Hoji, active c. 1875

[empresstress13]

That’s a compelling counterpoint

[markscherz]

Another by Itō Jakuchu. Truly this genre is some of the greatest art of the last two centuries.

[friendlyneighborhoodseamonster]

Functional website

[markscherz]

Ever seen frog art so good it’s too dangerous for under-18s to see?

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[woman-becomer]

IT'S TIME TO FLOP IN THE SLOP

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

no music 🎧

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Thank you for the no music note. Animal frolicking noises