#soooooo sorry

[givemearmstopraywith]

i’d be running up that hill with no problem but i have to carry these massive tits

[littlegreenfruit]

My tumblr has been hacked (I’m not sure what kind of dumb fuck would be interested in hacking tumblrs???) but DO NOT open a link if I message you one. IT IS NOT ME.

I’m working on resolving the problem right this second, but apparently I’m sending out more by the second. Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK I am SORRY

[thisisurl]

First, wow I’m so honored to be tagged thank you so much @thewillofalbusdumbledore

Second, you tagged me as both thisisurl and thisisthejellyfish, so well… I guess now you know I’m both, if you didn’t before? jebsjshdksbdndj I’m gonna reblog it there too, that makes sense right?

Rule: tag 15 people you want to get to know better!

1) Relationship status: a single hopeless romantic

2) Lipstick or chapstick: i love both, always carry one of each

3) Three favourite foods: ice cream, potatoes, ice

4) Song stuck in your head: we don’t believe what’s on tv by twenty one pilots

5) Last movie you watched: loving vincent, saw it like… two months ago

6) Top 3 shows: that’s an impossible decision to make, i watch way too many shows and i love em all. instead, last three i watched we’re it’s always sunny in philly, the venture bros and adventure time (that finale killed me)

7) Book I am currently reading: last book i read was “The Terminal Experiment” by Robert J. Sawyer, but that was in like… may? (also i had no idea that was it’s original name, the hebrew translation is called “hobson’s choice”… who knew)

8) Last thing I googled: דופנשמירץ תעשיות רשע בע”מ, (doofenshmirtz evil inc. ,for the not hebrew speaking people. don’t judge me)

9) Time: 17:07

10) Dream trip: i don’t know…somewhere nice and pretty… definitely somewhere with the ocean near by…

11) Anything you want: i have a list of those on my phone, wait a second… ok, first thing is world peace, second is for people who hate animals to die, then to go to burning man, then for people to care about the earth and a metalocalypse conclusion… after that it’s mostly vague things.//

daffkjgfdsdfghjkjhgfdi really fucking blabbered here… sorry anyway

okay… now the hard part… people

@usualurl   @bisexualjewishbitch   @dark-and-fucking-twisted  @baal-zvuv @lama-ze-lo-kotev-beivrit   @lo-medaberet-loazit   @heckery  @tovnoo  @corgicupcake​   @bipanicattack   @hhurgle-turgle @bisexualjewishbitch ​   @antidisestablishmentarianism-ftw  @silentfreeway  @pinklem  @oy-vey-zmir​

sooooo sorry if i’m intruding... you don’t have to do this 

[alpxcamin]

Ummm hey y’all! We are so sorry for being so inactive recently...both of us have been fairly busy although it’s summer already. Thank you for waiting and all the notes while we’ve been gone and hopefully we can get back to posting more often again soon!

Love you guys 💖

~Admin Liz ♡

[mysticalmagiccult]

would u like to come to a wedding with me and ur wife bc poly >:3 ? this one btw @violetrosiecookie

Of course and I am soo sorry I couldn't come my exams were there and I didn't touch my phone because I was soo busy and I am truly soooooooooo ok sorry

[chamacafeahorrible]

forgot for a second that some of you around the world call your friends “mate” and I was like what in the omegaverse

[taraxacum-vulpes]

me in pjsekai co op when everyone picks recommended and i chose machinegun poem doll.

[plztumb1rhelpmegetoveranxiety]

*cracks knuckles and opens drafts* let's see how fast I can hit the post limit for today