#sorry lady

[mishapeep]

Bean invites me to join her in the desk.

[tariah23]

Someone just called and all I said was “hello,” and nothing else and there was silence on the other end until the lady and I attempted to speak at the same time I started to speak again. Customer service stocks down 100% akajaka

[jigencaps]

[incorrect-outlast-quotes]

Lisa: Wait... You two sleep together?!

Miles: Only when we’re done having sex.

Waylon, blushing: Stop.

[rotten-dan]

ive finally stopped goofing around and decided to do official heights for my ocs

look at my tall babies

lady dimistrieicuss who

[daughterofyourdarklord]

Are your parents physically affectionate with one another?

I suppose my very existence should give you a fairly good indication that yes, yes they are.

Never outwardly, if that is what you are asking. Does my Father really strike you as they type to be so lovey-dovey? That's not to say he doesn't care about my Mum, I think there's an argument to be had that he cares more for her than most anyone.

Regardless, I'd rather not entertain questions about my parents physical tendencies. Thx.

[theothersideofthechair]

Weird client who always tries to vague kiss me at the end of the appointment: Oh no I forgot my half off colour coupon at home

Me: Well that sucks.

Weird client: Can we still use it?

Me: sadly no. You have to have it with you.

Weird client: Oh....

Me: I have a coupon here for a free haircut with the purchase of a full colour you can use and instead of roots and foils we'll just do your roots.

Weird client: So you would have done more if I had the coupon?

Me: Well yeah but you're on a budget so we're doing what you can afford.

[reader115]

Hi! If what you got is like a cold or flu what always helps me is theraflu or a genetic version of theraflu. If i drink it every night it usually knocks whatever i got out in like 3 days (it also comes in the flavor of lemon chamomile if that helps too 😂😂😂) hope you feel better soon!

Hi! What I hope is good news - I've officially begun antibiotics because whatever this was turned into bronchitis, which I think is a fancy word for "the initial crap you had took a bad turn somewhere". But thank you for the tip - I will try to remember theraflu next time, because I would've loved to avoid all this (I ventured out tonight to see a comedian and tried my best to time my coughing with the applause...)

(Also, I'm sure @thisgirlhastales would appreciate you throwing a lemon suggestion at me 😁)

Thanks also @art-and-writing-knox-me-down who also suggested a home remedy ♥️