why are you talking so much shit about humans you wanted to be one not that long ago lol...
i opened a neW text post on my nsfW blog because i haVe a boner but i didnt Want eVeryone to knoW, so please keep that part a secret, anyWay, i saW this ask first, and i closed the text post to read it and it Was this bullshit so it Wasnt really Worth it. i do that a lot, iVe noticed, but this is the first time its been a cancelled nsfW post, and usually id just use this to post it but it Was pretty intense and raunchy, i cant lie, so i guess ill just go With something from the same sort of Vein, hoWeVer Vaguely nsfW it may be.
i did the first thing i thought of, Which Was grabbing the dick from my pants and just throWing it, full pelt, out the room door and into the hall. i didnt think this Was a bad idea until he just sort of came up to the door, looked at me With a face almost exactly like
and i didnt knoW What to say because really no matter What i said, i Was gonna get smacked across the face so hard my neck Would break in about six placed anyWay. so i just sort of feigned straight confusion, looked around my room, and shrugged and said "someones throWin stuff, might Wanna check that out."
he Wasnt actually gonna do anything close to smacking me across the face so hard my neck Would break in about six places, but in my panic, id forgot to pause the care bears, so theyre on screen talking about loVe and caring in their cute little cartoon Voices, and of course this draWs his attention to my laptop Which he couldnt see the screen of, but kneW Was playing some straight bullshit at that moment.
anyWay i Woke up on my room floor like tWo hours later and my neck Wasnt broken but my nose Was and i Was missing one of my front teeth and my dick Was noWhere to be found, but there Was a distinct smell of burning silicone throughout the household.
dont throW dicks at your dads, is the bottom line.
