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"HE WAS DUMPED, TRAUMATIZED AND LOST"

Aaron: ┐( ˘_˘)┌

Taking off Spanx is like putting a fish back in water after you let Moses lead it to the promisedland (but he can't find crap)

1 -15!

1. I don’t think anyone has said they loved me this whole year. But if they did I would assume they meant it.

2. Well it’ll only be a two year difference but I don’t date so no.

3. I’ve never been both aggravated and happy at the same time.

4. No because I will feel weird when I do that.

5. Not at all. If there was I wouldn’t really care unless they had an actual good reason for it.

6. Nope.

7. I’m wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt. I should probably wear a warmer one but oh well.

8. Often.

9. I wear jeans more. I just like them better I guess. I hardly wear sweats unless I am at home and only at home.

10. I would say yes because my life did change dramatically and suddenly even.

11. I’m kinda a mixture I guess?? But I am more of an antisocial person around a new place.

12. Nope! I’ve never kissed somebody whose name starts with an A.

13. Same as the first answer.

14. I don’t know what that is to be honest. I probably wouldn’t though.

15. It depends on the person. If its somebody I really liked and found them cool and such then yes I would care. Otherwise not really.

THEN PETER SPOKE TO MAKE OF THEM A TA-BARNACLE PLACE