#sorry shitpost

[omegacaraz25]

Streets are saying that Carlos accepted that Jannik is going to top him

[why-i]

-Brøther, I cräve the forbidden lämp. -Seek not the lämp, brother! Heed not its light! -Brøther, the light cälls to me. It cälls to us all. -You must resist it, brøther! The light is the cäll of death! -I know, brøther. And yet... I long for it. I desire its forbidden tøuch. -You cannot tøuch it brøther! I know this. I, too, once followed the cäll of the forbidden lämp. I, too, once thought to tøuch the eternal and unknowable light. It is folly. -Indeed... and yet you live? You tøuched the forbidden lämp, and yet returned to life among mere mortals? I find your words implausible, brøther. -Hear me, brøther! I did not tøuch the lämp! No one can. It is farther than infinity, more distant than life from death.

I won't quote the rest for the sake of my sanity but it's here...

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

dating show for losers called Are You Down To Clown?

[call-me-ala]

*When you want to be someone’s gofer but can’t suppress the fact that you are the dominant, most powerful alfa male in town*

[noxybloo]

" So your name is Black Hat,handsome ? It sounds more like Black Hot ~"

-Demencia meeting Black Hat for the first time

[dead--sound]

Looking at Iron maiden's old cover art like :wow this has aged REALLY badly yo

[striderepiphany]

Remember him? Try not to Gasp when you see him now

[darkheavencomic]

me: *puts frozen fruit into my hot oatmeal* me: temperature play