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Paper makes very many diverse sounds man like if you pick a piece of paper up and shake, it goes fwubafwubafwuba. And that is GREAT like it’s the best sound ever! But if the paper slides on another piece of paper and makes the shshshshkk noise GROSS. DISGUSTING. the WORST sound ever because it makes your teeth feel itchy and fuzzy. Awful.
May I interest you in our special edition Golden Hersey Chocolate sauce?
I did a few deathmatch runs with Turtles
I proceed to witness him get tag teamed by Ambush and A90 (That duo is fucking evil already but there was also a Snare on the floor)
I also proceed to witness him get football tackled by Rush and A60
Who doesn't love being drop kicked by an entity?
At least Turtles has experienced the Ambush and A-90 group hug as I have. They give some pretty awkward hugs, don't they?
A-60 sometimes joins, as you saw.
Imma go bed before I have to face the consequences of my actions (plus it just went past midnight).
fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkk i just realised i am going home in 10 days
Fuck a turtle because winter is among us and has clearly decided to be a bitch
There's a lot on my dash right now about rape jokes.
So I want to post my two favorite comedian jokes OF ALL TIME. Just to prove that you can be funny without talking about rape and stuff.
"I hate people at Halloween they don’t carve their pumpkin out, they’ll just like paint a face on it; you know what I’m talking about? But some people won’t even do that, they’ll paint a face, but it won’t even be on a pumpkin, it’ll be like on a piece of paper. But some people won’t even do that, they’ll take like a bunch of words and put that on a piece of paper, and it’ll be like an essay on Ben Franklin or some shit, you know? And then they’ll hand it in at school and it won’t even be Halloween! It’s like, pffft, nice jack-o-lantern, jackass!" - Kyle Cease
That's my favorite but this one is a close runner up
"I wanna put stickers on turtles. I don't know why." - Demetri Martin
OK SO MAYBE I HAVE A DUMB SENSE OF HUMOR AND THE POINT OF THIS POST WAS JUST SO I COULD SHARE MY FAVORITE JOKES. But whatever. Maybe someone out there in my tumblr-follower-world will enjoy them.
