most armand enjoyers have nothing to say about him other than wet cat victim born in a box all alone. that's literally not armand de romanus make up yr own fucking guyyyyy
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most armand enjoyers have nothing to say about him other than wet cat victim born in a box all alone. that's literally not armand de romanus make up yr own fucking guyyyyy
WAIT WAIT WAIT. THE FUCKING "THIS IS THE BRIDGE, PAUL / WHERE WE GLOBALISE EVERYTHING" LINE FROM TGWDLM. PAUL'S WITNESS PROTECTION NAME IS BEN BRIDGES. ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS HOW DID I ONLY JUST NOTICE THAT
NOT THE LAST OF THE BUG POSTING. LOOK WHO SHOWED UP
zote's 57 EVIL precepts
(aka anti-precepts .inspired by this post because it's been haunting my brain and making me giggle)
Lose All Your Battles
Encourage Them to Laugh At You
Sleep is for the Weak
Remember Your Past
Strength Does NOT, in fact, Beat Strength
Conform (Fate is Decided For You)
Mourn. Excessively
Travel with Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Make a Mess of Your House
Unsharpen your Weapon
Mothers Will Never Betray You
Get Your Cloak as Wet as Physically Possible
BE AFRAID.
Disrespect Your Superiors
Hit the Enemy as Much as You Can
Take Your Time :)
Lose Hope (your strength is NOT enough)
Don't Peer Into the Darkness
If You Try, Fail
Eat Hot Chip and LIE
Don't Pay Attention to Your Surroundings
Stay at Home
Have No Idea Where the Foe's Weak Point Is
Leave the Foe's Weak Point Alone (not that you should know where it is)
Expose Your Weak Point
Your Reflection is Extremely Trustworthy. get closer to it.
Eat Sparingly
Seek Truth in Darkness
Have No Sense of Direction
Accept Every Promise
Dirt is Very Healthy and You SHOULD Eat It.
Names Mean Nothing
Be Very Kind to Your Enemy
Eat Immediately Before Sleeping (trust me)
Up is Down, Down is Up
Eggshells are Very Tough
Lend, but Do Not Borrow
Embrace the Mysterious Force
Eat Slowly and Drink Quickly
Obey the Law 👍
No One Will Ever Lie to You (don't worry about looking out for that)
HOARD.
Forgive Everyone and Everything
You CAN Breathe Water. GET in that WATer and START bREATHING IT
One Thing is Always Another
The World is Very Large
Get Your Weapon Store-Bought
Put Your Hands in That Fire
Statues Have So Much Meaning
Obsess Over Mysteries
Everything Is Harmless :)
Fathers? Oh Yeah They're. Great
Their Desires Are Actually Yours
If You Lock Something Away, Throw That Key as Far as Possible Into the Ocean
Obey the Law 👍
Dream. Now.
Disregard All Precepts
"its like someone took a collar off me" [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]
jimi hendrix perhaps most beautiful man of all time. more likely than you think
Tsumugi's thighs the #1 reason Ritsu took naps in the library, the perfect pillow, 99% of sapphics agree.
GGGGGGGOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD THAT SHOULD BE MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
mugi generally being soft all around njgmhgmjjmg need her to. have a little bit of chub to her. that is her at her peak. to me. need her to be so soft and huggable and squishable and make me wanna cry my fucking eyes out at the mere thought. Which i am
hey do you think starlo would be able to grow out his points because i think that would be h [gets shot]