make the language barrier your bitch

[yb-cringe]

🐶. wybie / 25 / he (eng + ptbr + esp)

ask me about: dara venturini, ordem paranormal, magic the gathering, madoka magica, language learning

my storygraph

I will make grammar mistakes in my non native languages sometimes; please feel free to correct me!

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[spiritualdowngrade]

(puppy dog sigh) wagever

[toskarin]

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

[toskarin]

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

[slorty]

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

[toskarin]

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes

[transgirltrish]

[panteneprovcommercial]

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

[verygoodcomments]

[vedurnan-archive]

[bulletpainpills]

I fucking hate this game

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[fairycosmos]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[guiltfactory-moved]

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[evilnicegirl]

[thesweetiepienovels]

YOU MUST CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO BE SILLY! YOU MUST CHOOSE SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU WANT TO BE YOUR WEIRDEST SELF WITH! YOU CHOOSE THE PERSON WHO YOU DON’T FEEL YOU HAVE TO HIDE ANY PART OF YOURSELF FROM!

[radiospiral]

been entranced with this screenshot from a smosh video for the past like, month, and i finally figured out why.

it’s the execution of lady jane grey.

[manu-script]

como mi gato piensa que voy a reaccionar cuando me trae un ratón saltarin vivo a la una de la mañana

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

Humanos são tão mas tão ingratos. Eu dou meu sangue e minha alma pra pegar um rato e trazer ele VIVO pra eles aprenderem a caçar e não passarem fome e não recebo nem sequer um obrigado, é sempre "mas que caralho é esse" "que nojo" "eu não como rato". É por isso que eu vomito nos seus tapetes e mordo você.

[manu-script]

desde cuándo mi gato tiene tumblr

[ghiacomo]

desde cuando tu gato es brasileño

[manu-script]

eso ya lo sabía le sentía esa vibra