#sorta idfk

[crocottabones]

something about past life being the only season grian has gone in with a plan, and his team are the villains.

yeah sure watcher boy go project your feelings of being evil into the most pathetic little loser acts you can manage

[beeejayy]

I grovel at your feet

[myswordhandtwitches]

This is a poor excuse of a fic but whatever im super rusty

Asexual!John and almost johnkat but not quite

“I’m not a homosexual.”

You suppose those words are still true. Boys don’t really do anything for you. But as the past 3 years hurtling through space with your ecto-sister has shown you, girls really don’t seem to either. Then again the only references you really had was the time with Rose before the scratch, and your vast collection of movies.

And actors hardly counted. They were paid to be attractive.

Being alone on a planet was boring. And being bored made you think. Something you weren’t particularly fond of. But at least this time you weren’t thinking about seeing your dad’s bloodied body next to Rose’s mom.

This time it was something light, like sexuality. Easy thinking.

Sure, it was confusing for you, but it was a lot easier to be confused than sad and angry.

Back to the topic at hand. Not being into girls or guys. You were sure there was something wrong about that, but you couldn’t really do anything about it. It wasn’t like you had access to the internet to google what might be wrong. And doctors weren’t a thing anymore.

It’s okay, though. You’ve come to accept it. You’re not sure you’d even care if a doctor told you were mentally unwell for not being attracted to people. Maybe there’s really nothing wrong with you. You don’t know, and you’ve found you don’t really care. Not anymore at least.

You wonder though, how your words affected Karkat. You knew he wasn’t the most secure guy in the world, and if he was wanting his weird alien hate-relationship.

What would dating an alien even be like? You didn’t even know what he looked like. He could be some sort of blob monster with fingers for typing. Though, you knew that wasn’t the case. You’d met plenty of trolls in dream bubbles. They were just strange grey people with candy corn colored horns. So the possibility of Karkat being a blob monster was very low.

Still, you think, maybe you ought to give Karkat a shot. If he’s even still interested. Who knows, really? Spending all that time with Rose and Dave may have just drove him off the deep end completely and the only thing he wants is to bury himself 70 feet under. But you’d had fun antagonizing him, and he was even genuinely nice after a while. In his sort of shouty way.

And you weren’t really a homosexual.