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#rb #rain world #ohhh i love this so so much oh wonderful

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

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hylianane

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

maseratus

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

mousidy

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

mousidy

bisthefairy

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

maightymai

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renegadeer

just watched the among us show its among us show. i like that everyone is nonbinary. i like that theyre constantly fucking

#rb #among us #awwww theyr so cutie

mens-rights-activia

Anemone song

mens-rights-activia

Happy 9th birthday to Anemone song

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apocherri

avid really said he made a character that wasnt traumatized for once and then bf avids actual lore was that theyre horribly in debt to and forced to work for a guy theyre obviously scared of and they havent been allowed to go home and see their family in like 5-10 years. brother i think you got KIDNAPPED. post canon fucker goes home and their family thinks theyre seeing a goddamn Ghost avid your character is a missing persons case

#rb #he doesn’t know how to get home he hasn’t spoken to his family in years #he’s terrified of confrontation #he’s continually coerced further into debt #HIS SHOP CANT EVEN ACCEPT THE TYPE OF MONEY HE NEEDS #i’m sorry to break it to you buddy but you’ve been trafficked #the experience of making a silly oc and then you take a step back and realize they are actually experiencing the horrors

brucesterling

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iys-cloud

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

#brave soul fighting back against the scammers #< prev #rb

rozugold

Hi rozu :D can you draw Shelby and avid? I love them so much in your style <3

AU where Avid escapes the murder attempt at the crypt

#rb #vampires smp #oh my goodness i adore this so much

strikenine

been seeing some v!scott takes that pmo lately

#rb #vampires smp #TRUTH #nuance is so necessary when watching vsmp #scott goldsmith was undeniably a bad person #he was not forgiven or redeemed he was willing to change and that is more important #also scott can’t just die and yay bad guy dead happy ending. because i don’t think shelby would’ve accepted that so easily

redstonebug

random vsmp lore details i find amusing:

Gnarpys are canon (Pyro e1)

"Zombies" are just rabies victims and rabies canonically causes green skin (Leg's POV, multiple episodes)

Avid and Elle invented zombie villager curing (Multiple POVs, unfortunately cant find/recall what episode)

Avid's piercing (Multiple POVs/Avid episodes, mostly e3)

Fanfiction is a defined literary concept in the year [Ambiguously late 1800s] (Shelby POV/others, multiple episodes)

Twilight not only exists in book form in [Ambiguously late 1800s], but also has play adaptations. (Pyro e5)

Pyro had a pig plushie as a child (Owen e7)

Owen doesn't know what guns/bayonets are despite guns presumably existing circa 1600 when he would have been turned. (Owen e8) (Possible consequence of Owen having never been outside of Oakhurst? Maybe Oakhurst didn't have guns in Louis' time. Good for Oakhurst.)

The timeskip New York map has a 9/11 memorial but also both of the towers... Abolish stopped 9/11....

Scott dyed his hair bright blue only a few days before he was turned (Multiple POVs, multiple episodes). Which would have been at least 1500 years before 1800. Aka the year 300 CE. Which actually could have been plausible since the history of hair bleaching and dyeing goes back to BCE, including European records describing hair bleaching in approximately 60-30 BCE. I'd say idk how he got bright blue though but given Minecraft dyes that actually seems perfectly reasonable.

#rb #vampires smp #genuinely my favorite bits of lore are the things they just kinda say that had no real impact

floristquills

I think that Scott Goldsmith being a little bit of a loser is important to his character. First person who ever unconditionally loved him is his ex-enemy of a man going through his bisexual awakening and a manic episode? After 500~ years alive?? No one from his coven tried to save him from his 600 year long entombment despite being "friends" of his? Made friends with one singular actually nice person (Shelby) and stays glued to her side for 200 years? Get it together man lol

#rb #vampires smp #hes such a funny character bc of this #1400-1600 years old and still the worlds biggest loser

soup-mother

A chemist walks into a bar and orders some h20. Her friend says "oh haha, I'll have some h202". The bartender comes out and she goes "you used a zero instead of an O there."

And then yup, you guessed it: werewolf surgery

#rb #oh into the soup