crocottabones

i like dinosaurs and the color green a lot

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song

[mens-rights-activia]

Happy 9th birthday to Anemone song

[targetedknowledge]

[apocherri]

avid really said he made a character that wasnt traumatized for once and then bf avids actual lore was that theyre horribly in debt to and forced to work for a guy theyre obviously scared of and they havent been allowed to go home and see their family in like 5-10 years. brother i think you got KIDNAPPED. post canon fucker goes home and their family thinks theyre seeing a goddamn Ghost avid your character is a missing persons case

[brucesterling]

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[rozugold]

Hi rozu :D can you draw Shelby and avid? I love them so much in your style <3

AU where Avid escapes the murder attempt at the crypt

[strikenine]

been seeing some v!scott takes that pmo lately

[redstonebug]

random vsmp lore details i find amusing:

Gnarpys are canon (Pyro e1)

"Zombies" are just rabies victims and rabies canonically causes green skin (Leg's POV, multiple episodes)

Avid and Elle invented zombie villager curing (Multiple POVs, unfortunately cant find/recall what episode)

Avid's piercing (Multiple POVs/Avid episodes, mostly e3)

Fanfiction is a defined literary concept in the year [Ambiguously late 1800s] (Shelby POV/others, multiple episodes)

Twilight not only exists in book form in [Ambiguously late 1800s], but also has play adaptations. (Pyro e5)

Pyro had a pig plushie as a child (Owen e7)

Owen doesn't know what guns/bayonets are despite guns presumably existing circa 1600 when he would have been turned. (Owen e8) (Possible consequence of Owen having never been outside of Oakhurst? Maybe Oakhurst didn't have guns in Louis' time. Good for Oakhurst.)

The timeskip New York map has a 9/11 memorial but also both of the towers... Abolish stopped 9/11....

Scott dyed his hair bright blue only a few days before he was turned (Multiple POVs, multiple episodes). Which would have been at least 1500 years before 1800. Aka the year 300 CE. Which actually could have been plausible since the history of hair bleaching and dyeing goes back to BCE, including European records describing hair bleaching in approximately 60-30 BCE. I'd say idk how he got bright blue though but given Minecraft dyes that actually seems perfectly reasonable.

[floristquills]

I think that Scott Goldsmith being a little bit of a loser is important to his character. First person who ever unconditionally loved him is his ex-enemy of a man going through his bisexual awakening and a manic episode? After 500~ years alive?? No one from his coven tried to save him from his 600 year long entombment despite being "friends" of his? Made friends with one singular actually nice person (Shelby) and stays glued to her side for 200 years? Get it together man lol

[soup-mother]

A chemist walks into a bar and orders some h20. Her friend says "oh haha, I'll have some h202". The bartender comes out and she goes "you used a zero instead of an O there."

And then yup, you guessed it: werewolf surgery

[cee4bugza]

episode two, how we feeling

[ajga-artz]

"What would Scott and Owen do?"

[rozugold]

This was funnier in my head

No, I don’t know why the doc knows what that is

[p0uncivall]

They need to be kissing more tbh

[bewitched-forest]

Can we talk about the tragedy that is everyone’s souls being tied to beacons? And how THE BEACONS have declared it’s humans versus vampires no matter how they actually feel?

The BEACONS can only be corrupted or holy at the end of all this. ONLY the vampires or ONLY the humans can win. Even if the town vampires had helped the humans turned the beacons, they’d still be fucked. There was no salvation for them. I mean yeah the cure but it can’t work for all of them. Only some of the get to turn human. The rest are screwed because they don’t want to kill the person who turned. (Yes, I’m looking at Avid.)

I mean Apo laid it out perfectly. She wants to leave? To make it home to Cherri? Then she has to WIN. As a vampire. She has to kill everyone and leave. And like yes, she’d probably have no qualms killing Scott and turning back to human, but she clearly isn’t thinking about that. She clearly thinks its too late for her. She’s a vampire now. That’s all she can be. Killing the humans is all she can do. (I saw someone calling her an Odysseus and its so fucking true. Someone please make an edit with Apo to “Just a Man” from epic the musical.)

And poor Legundo. He’s trying so damn hard to make it castle versus town instead of human versus vampire to save as many as possible but everything works against him. The fucking Beacons themselves worked against him. Cause at the end of the day, he can’t save everyone. And at the end of the day, It’s red or gold beacons.

At the end of this, all the beacons will be red or gold. Because the BEACONS have decided it. Doesn’t matter how any of them feel. If anyone wants to leave Oakhurst, they HAVE to win with their fellow species. And the other species HAS to lose.

It’s Vampires Verus Humans.

It always has been. There’s no other choice. ONLY ONE CAN WIN.

[k1tty5]

little guy-ifies your vampires smp

[crocottabones]

from what i can tell, the general consensus of oakhurst’s time is anywhere 1800s-early 1900s? and is somewhere in europe (speculatively romania) which is REALLY funny because scott was last awake 1200s. europeans first landed in the americas in the 1490s, and australia in 1600s. scott goldsmith does NOT know the americas or australia exists.

someone mentions it and scott asks where that is, he’s gotta be like “what. there’s a What. what do you mean there’s MORE?”