i know this is probably. a no no but. i must ask. i just started reading open tab not long ago and a question that i’ve been dying to ask. the fight between Miya and Daichi on the night before valentines. how did it go down. i wanted to know the fight scene like. yeah. if not it’s okay :) i love your work very much
“Of course, Koushi. I would love to meet you later tonight when Bartender-kun has fallen asleep.”
Miya held Daichi’s stare as he purred the line into his cell phone, reveling over the hilarious twitch that started ticking in that blood vessel in his forehead.
“I’ll fucking kill you,” he growled.
He could almost not even blame Sugawara that much for choosing Daichi over him at times like this. So entertaining… Miya loved to pick on him.
“Okay,” Sugawara said. “So I was wondering, just how in love with Kenjirou are you?”
Miya nearly let his smug smirk slip from his lips at the sudden question. That definitely wasn’t what he was expecting. The way he had asked it so confidently… had Miya confided in him recently about his newfound feelings and then forgot all about it?
No, he was sure it was still a safely (okay not that safely) guarded secret that only he knew about.
The fact that Sugawara was bringing it up, had called him specifically to ask this question… something had happened. Had he spoken with Shirabu? Did he tell him about the kiss?
It was fine. It wasn’t really something he felt the need to keep from anybody. He had already been completely and cruelly rejected by the first love of his life, so really at this point, he figured he had nothing to lose and hardly any pride worth hanging on to.
Still, Daichi was giving him a look, one that just dared him to keep talking, to keep pushing his buttons until there were none left to push.
And ahh he never could resist a good button pushing.
“Koushi…” He held Daichi’s eyes as he answered. “Asking me how big my cock is? You’re so impatient. Can’t you just wait until we meet up later?”
That blood vessel leapt again, and Daichi’s teeth were beginning to bare, his hands clenching into fists on the counter in front of him. And he had to know. He had to know that he was lying, pushing his buttons for fun, and that Sugawara wasn’t actually asking-
Actually… now that he thought about it…
Sugawara totally would, wouldn’t he?
“Alright,” Sugawara’s voice turned slightly breathless, and Miya could faintly hear the sounds of hurried footsteps, followed by a somewhat distant hum of an electric mixer. “On a scale of one to ten of how big your cock is, AKA how much you like Kenjirou, what number?”
Miya had to physically fight the urge to let his smirk go soft, like the feeling in his chest. He couldn’t allow his fondness for a certain badmouthed artist who definitely cut his bangs in the dark to show on his face when he was trying to convince a certain rum tipsy bartender that his equally badmouthed artist boyfriend was propositioning him for a good fucking.
“How would I rate it?” Miya hummed, keeping his expression cocky though his voice went low and tender. “Ten. Without a doubt.”
And ahaha, he had gotten so cheesy in his old age. Just who did he think he was? Trying to tread into Daichi’s territory, being disgustingly devoted and soft over a boy who could rip out his jugular with his teeth… he had definitely lost his touch.
He needed to do something quick, before he completely transformed into a full on candy ass like the bartender still steadily glaring at him over the counter.
“So come over to my place at around three a.m., alright? I want to test just how much of a pounding that sweet, tight ass can take—”
Daichi leapt up and vaulted over the counter, slamming into Miya’s chest.
They both flew backwards and to the floor, Miya’s phone clattering out of his hand and spinning across the bar.
Miya immediately shoved him off and Daichi rolled to his knees and faced him, expression twisted into a snarl. Miya’s pulse strained with excitement and he grinned as he struggled to his feet a mere second before they clashed once more.
“Get it Daichi!” Bokuto shouted from behind them and the others started cheering along.
“Left! Go left!” Konoha urged.
Miya and Daichi ignored the ruckus. They punched and juked around each other, shoving tables and chairs out of the way as their fight moved across the bar.
Miya managed to land a kick in Daichi’s ribs and he let out a grunt and grabbed him by the front of the shirt. Despite being taller than him, Miya was flung like wet laundry in the direction of the counter, knocking over a stool as his back slammed into it. He dropped to the floor and immediately pushed back up as Daichi charged after him.
Daichi’s fist connected with Miya’s chin and he slipped backwards on the counter, elbow coming down hard on an empty glass and shattering it. Glass bit into his underarm and he winced, teeth baring as pain shot through him and blood promptly dripped down to his wrist.
“Oh fuck that’s going to scar,” Matsukawa said with a tired sigh.
The anger disappeared from Daichi’s expression and he reached for Miya with a worried furrow to his brow, mouth opening.
“WOO. NOW IT’S A FUCKING PARTY!”
Hanamaki yanked a large black glock from his bag, aimed it at the ceiling and popped off three shots, instantly drawing the fight and yelling to a hard end.
For a moment, nobody moved.
Then Matsukawa was pressing a towel over Miya’s arm, sopping up the blood, and Daichi was turning towards Hanamaki with a look.
The type of look that screamed, you better run, bitch.
The type of look that made lesser men shit their pants.
The type of look that had Miya thanking god he had had the good sense to get over Sugawara instead of fighting for him like he had momentarily thought about doing back before he had been fully rejected.
The type of look that had each and every one of the men sitting in the bar mentally running through the strenuous process of planning the funeral Hanamaki was going to be needing once Daichi was done with him.
“Did you just put bullets in my ceiling?” Daichi’s voice was barely above a whisper and colder than the dry ice Hanamaki would probably prefer to swallow to escape the punishment he was about to be dealt.
“In hindsight,” Hanamaki said, setting his gun gently down on the counter. “That might not have been the best way to express my glee.”
“The feeling of my balls retreating into my body the second you looked at me.”
“I’ll give you a one second head start.”
Hanamaki turned to flee but Daichi lunged after him, getting his arms around his waist and spinning in a circle just to release him and send him careening, screaming at the top of his lungs, into a table on the other side of the bar.
Daichi chased after him, grabbing a chair along the way, and a glass of liquor was placed in the hand of Miya’s uninjured arm.
“Nah,” Kuroo mumbled, grabbing his own drink and clinking it against his.