#sotsmbwb

[theglowstickchronicles]

I ordered something online and put the wrong address in, so FedEx delivered it to my neighbors across the street today.

I know this because I googled the address, then used GoogleStreets to creep on my road (and my house before it was flipped was ugly as fuck omg) and figure out which house it was.

And then I drove by reeeeaaaalllyy slow and out of my way to the grocery store, and there it was on the porch.

They aren’t home and of course ALL my other neighbors were outside walking and stuff.

I want to just run over there and grab it but that feels lowkey sketchy.

I would be willing to just knock and show them my license and email with the wrong address but again, it’s 9pm and no one has been home since at least 3pm when I got the “delivered” email.

This is the Saga of the Suburban Millenial Basic White Bitch. 

[theglowstickchronicles]

Package update: told my Dad about the Saga of the Millenial Basic White Bitch (well... I left the title out) and he told me to go over and get it and just leave a note in case one of our other neighbors complains.

I wrote 2 notes.

I’m still too nervous to go over there lmao.