#basic white bitch

[izztreme-art-n-stuff]

Basic white bitch Sonic (ai redraw)

[personal-blog243]

Are people aware that not wanting to sweat your ass off and not wanting to feel like you are being burned alive is NOT inherently a white supremacist dog whistle????

“Let us have cooler weather god damn it!”

- sincerely, people living in the post global warming south 😭

I’m pretty sure black people also have a history of not wanting to boil under the hot southern sun! Stop making this about weird misogynistic and racial identity politics. 🙄

[theglowstickchronicles]

I ordered something online and put the wrong address in, so FedEx delivered it to my neighbors across the street today.

I know this because I googled the address, then used GoogleStreets to creep on my road (and my house before it was flipped was ugly as fuck omg) and figure out which house it was.

And then I drove by reeeeaaaalllyy slow and out of my way to the grocery store, and there it was on the porch.

They aren’t home and of course ALL my other neighbors were outside walking and stuff.

I want to just run over there and grab it but that feels lowkey sketchy.

I would be willing to just knock and show them my license and email with the wrong address but again, it’s 9pm and no one has been home since at least 3pm when I got the “delivered” email.

This is the Saga of the Suburban Millenial Basic White Bitch. 

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[smellslikeshadows]

towards better things·

[morbid-scientist]

Totes out pumpkin spice captain morgan run in my coffee this morning. Not even sorry.

[djwaglmuffin]

I guess I’m pretty when I wanna be.

Still fat, though.

[basilitron]

ah! god bless instagram stories and striped shirts