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CATRA is out and about?? Cue the sneezing fit. XO raja lmao
" Good. SUFFER. " It fuels her! It makes her purr!
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CATRA is out and about?? Cue the sneezing fit. XO raja lmao
" Good. SUFFER. " It fuels her! It makes her purr!
" I guess my girlfriend was raptured? I woke up to her drool on the pillow and followed a trail of clothes to the window, so either she's with the angels or naked in the surrounding woods. "
Enid’s just gonna cozy up on her wife’s lap for a lil snooze xo
She's ripped from the gritty adventure of her detective novel by Enids nudging and movement lifting the book high in the air until she got settled. Which she would've griped about had Enid not looked so comfortable but she huffs instead and grumbles. " So needy. "
She smiles softly down at her and checks her temperature. " Surely our bed and that mountain of pillows you own would be more comfortable than my boney lap my love. " She teased. " Do you want a pillow or blanket? " She barely waits a second already tugging a folded throw from the arm of the couch over Enid's body.
@soughtbirthright said: AUGH MOM!!!! BARF!!!!!!!!!
Oh. Oh. Oh no. Oooh..
".. Desire is the sign of a healthy marriage, honeybat." Got it nailed it in one.
"I am almost finished, I promise." She said this seven minutes ago too, but she really meant it this time. Surely. Hopefully? Poor Charlie, stuck in one pose with an extension of fabric as her mother sketched away at a maddening pace from her curled form on the stool, smoke practically rising from the brimstone-tipped charcoal. No, smoke was rising -- no, smoke was erupting, and so was fire as it FWOOM!'d to life and consumed the sketch pad! But still, Lilith drew unperturbed and determined, sneaking glances back and forth between her daughter and the suit design on the page.
"Just one moment longer. Hold that pose, hold it, hold it.."
@soughtbirthright must suffer the anguish of being an artist's daughter, but hey, she's getting a new suit out of it!
Chaggie for the ship meme 👀
the ultimate ship meme! // @soughtbirthright
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (( eternal salt is they’re outshined by a fucking fanon hetship even though chaggie is canon bleh ))
How long will they last? - For all of eternity and beyond. All it took was Vaggie dying to find her soulmate and she is not letting go.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was a really good slowburn that caught on fire fast once feelings were felt. They were a long friendship that built in the form of best friends before they began to fall, and when they did, it was hard and around the same damn time. Poetic as fuck.
How was their first kiss? - Very sweet, and in the form of a gift on Charlie’s birthday. uwu
Wedding:
Who proposed? - I’m gonna give this one to Charlie. <: It seems like she’d be all for the theatric and musical number form of proposal!!
Who is the brides’ maid(s)? - They share Angel lmao.
Who did the most planning? - Equal! Both did a lot of the planning and they worked side-by-side on it!
Who stressed the most? - Vaggie. There’s so many points where Charlie has to reel her back, make her relax and remind her it’s going to be fabulous because they’re making it as a team.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Alastor, Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench. All three will be whooped by Lilith’s top guard if they so much as attempt to come.
Sex:
Who is on top? - They’re switches. :)
Who is the one to instigate things? - Are you kidding? Both. Might be Vaggie just a touch more, though.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Unless it’s a quckie, it’s 4 hours at least. They.. really get into it LMAO.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - AbsoLUTELY.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Vaggie thinks two would be a good number for starters. :) Amazing how she never considered it before and never dreamed of having babies, but wow you suddenly meet the love of your life and your head’s all full of that domestic shit.
How many children will they adopt? - Right now I’m gonna say 0. I think this is definitely destined to change but right now it’s two to start out with before they can even think of adopting to see how they handle parenthood first. I can see them adopting, just not right now.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Equal duty!
Who is the stricter parent? - Vaggie, although Charlie’s right there to reel her back and soften her up. :>
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both lmao.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Vaggie, always. She gets that started the night before so the kids are ready to go in the morning with last night’s dinner if there’s any leftovers, although Charlie’s the one to give the babies their lunches before they leave if Vaggie’s still crashed.
Who is the more loved parent? - It’s Charlie, because she’s the much more fun, energetic and musical one! Kids are naturally drawn to that. :D
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both!! They’re a constant buddy system through marriage and parenthood!!
Who cried the most at graduation? - And of course, they’re the buddy system in being the most emotional over their baby’s achievements. Both weep heavily and hug one another.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Again, both.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Vaggie. She has a culinary soul and just instinctively takes up a lot of the cooking by nature.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Probably Vaggie again. She knows what she likes and she knows what she doesn’t like and she’s sticking to it.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both. :) It’s a lot of fun to go shopping together, they end up goofing off and also whooping fellow demons who end up trying to take the last of something they specifically DESIRE.
How often do they bake desserts? - Daily! Vaggie VERY strongly sticks to the breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert regime, and just baking something delicious whenever she feels the urge. A sweet tooth is often sated here!
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat! But she doesn’t turn her nose up at salad, it’s healthy and she includes it in the Hotel diet.
Who is more likely to surprise the other with an anniversary dinner? - Charlie, I think. <3
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Charlie, especially when it’s a day where Vaggie’s positively worked herself to the bone with her managerial duties and she wants to spoil her bae with a really, really fancy and expensive dinner. Vaggie sure as hell isn’t saying no.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - N/A.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both!
Who is really against chores? - Neither of them like doing chores but it’s a necessity that they know they can’t shirk and there’s no way they’re going to leave the other hanging.
Who cleans up after the pets? - The pets clean up after themselves, thank you. ( Razzle & Dazzle )
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - If this is something Charlie did, Vaggie snapped her right out of it LOL.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Vaggie, 100%.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Vaggie. She definitely asks Charlie if she lost her money but with Angel it’s a touch-n-go because she’s like, “that fucker’ll say “yes” even when he hasn’t. :/”. Any lost money found goes directly into the Hotel savings!
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Vaggie, for sure. With her hair and just having the pleasant privilege of having stable access to hot water? It’s hard to get her out.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They both take Razzle & Dazzle for walkies. <:
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ALWAYS. Halloween and Hellmas, they’re decorating the HELL out of everything!! They ARE that house that will outshine everyone else on the block. Or, rather, hotel.
What are their goals for the relationship? - She’s unsure of herself at the moment, but Vaggie does want to get married. Charlie’s already wanting to, Vaggie just needs to overcome personal issues and self-deprecation before she’s also ready. She’s already having those sporadic urges where she wants babies!
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - I think this is something they’re both capable of depending on what happened the night before. They’re both pretty good sticking to their “by 10AM” schedule.
Who plays the most pranks? - Charlie, for sure. :p
*BLOWS RASPBERRIES IN HERE*
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soughtbirthright replied to your post “dat booty tooch tho”
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