feel free to change any pronouns or subjects (or reverse). dialogue taken from the movie home alone.
❛ who stole the hair dryer? ❜
❛ you're not ready, are you? ❜
❛ the big kids can. why can't i? ❜
❛ it's not even rated r. ❜
❛ hang up the phone and make me! ❜
❛ didn't we talk about that? ❜
❛ did i burn down the joint? i don't think so. ❜
❛ all kids, no parents. probably a fancy orphanage. ❜
❛ i don't know how to pack a suitcase. i've never done it once in my whole life! ❜
❛ what was i supposed to do? shake his hand and say, "congratulations, you're an idiot"? ❜
❛ excuse me, puke - breath. ❜
❛ you're what the french call "les incompetents." ❜
❛ this house is so full of people, it makes me sick! ❜
❛ don't you know how to knock, phlegm - wad? ❜
❛ i wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass! ❜
❛ am i under arrest or somethin'? ❜
❛ does santa have to go through customs? ❜
❛ what is the matter with you? ❜
❛ you're such a disease. ❜
❛ why do i get treated like scum? ❜
❛ he wets the bed. he'll pee all over me. i know it. ❜
❛ everyone in this family hates me! ❜
❛ i don't want any family. ❜
❛ i don't wanna see you again for the rest of my whole life. ❜
❛ i wish they all would just disappear. ❜
❛ shut up! i need a head count. ❜
❛ [name], don't be a moron. ❜
❛ you be positive. i'll be realistic. ❜
❛ i made my family disappear. ❜
❛ [name], i'm going through all your private stuff. ❜
❛ all right, [name], but what about my money? ❜
❛ i'm gonna give you to the count of ten … to get your ugly, no-good keister off my property … before I pump your guts full of lead. ❜
❛ keep the change, you filthy animal ❜
❛ if it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses. ❜
❛ hey, i'm not afraid anymore! ❜
❛ you left the water running, didn't ya? ❜
❛ what's wrong with you? why do you do that? ❜
❛ it's our calling card. ❜
❛ you're sick, y'know that? you're really sick. ❜
❛ that's a sick thing to do! we don't need that kind of heat. ❜
❛ don't tell me what to do! ❜
❛ santy don't visit the funeral homes, little buddy. ❜
❛ i don't like the way that kid looked at me. did you see that? ❜
❛ he's so little and helpless. ❜
❛ if you come back, i'll never be a pain in the butt again. ❜
❛ you think i'd be here alone? i don't think so. ❜
❛ 'cause you're a stranger. ❜
❛ last night the place was jumpin'. ❜
❛ get the hell outta here. ❜
❛ i don't know who's in there, but somebody just got blown away! ❜
❛ somebody beat us to the job, they're in there! ❜
❛ i recognised one of their voices. ❜
❛ of course it's a good idea. ❜
❛ look, i have been awake for 60 hours. ❜
❛ i'm tired and i'm dirty. ❜
❛ now you're telling me it's hopeless? ❜
❛ i think we're gettin' scammed by a kindygartner. ❜
❛ ever since i laid my eyes on that house, i wanted it. ❜
❛ let's take it one step at a time. ❜
❛ you're afraid of the dark, too. you know you are. ❜
❛ try it! try it! try it! try it! ❜
❛ what's next, rabies shots for the easter bunny? ❜
❛ here, hold out your little paw there. ❜
❛ there you go. don't spoil your dinner. ❜
❛ you don't have to be afraid. ❜
❛ there's a lot of things going around about me, but none of it's true. okay? ❜
❛ this is the place to be if you're feeling bad about yourself. ❜
❛ how you feel about family is a complicated thing. ❜
❛ if you miss them, why don't you call them? ❜
❛ i'm afraid if i call, they won't talk to me. ❜
❛ there's weird stuff down there, and it smells funny. ❜
❛ i found out it's not so bad. ❜
❛ you won't have to be afraid anymore. ❜
❛ this is my house. i have to defend it. ❜
❛ yeah, he's a kid. kids are stupid. ❜
❛ bless this nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. ❜
❛ we know that you're in there and that you're all alone. ❜
❛ we're not gonna hurt you. ❜
❛ the little jerk is armed! ❜
❛ you little creep, where are you? ❜
❛ i'll rip his head off! ❜
❛ oh, no! i'm really scared. ❜
❛ it's too late for you, kid. ❜
❛ okay! come and get me! ❜
❛ why, you! now you're dead! ❜
❛ why the hell'd you take your shoes off? ❜
❛ why the hell are you dressed like a chicken? ❜
❛ you guys give up, or are you thirsty for more? ❜
❛ ooh, you're missin' some teeth. ❜
❛ did i get him? where is it? ❜
❛ here, how do you like it?! huh?! you jerk! ❜
❛ maybe he committed suicide. ❜
❛ down here, you big horse's ass! ❜
❛ i'm not goin' out the window. ❜
❛ why, you scared? are you afraid? ❜
❛ get out of the way, you dope! ❜
❛ we outsmarted ya this time. ❜
❛ what are we gonna do to him? ❜
❛ we'll do exactly what he did to us. ❜
❛ first, i'm gonna bite off every one of these little fingers, one at a time. ❜
❛ maybe we shouldn't talk about this. ❜
[ ACTIONS ] ; send to perform an action with the receiver. the more specific, the better!
[ SLIT ] to make a throat slitting gesture to receiver.
[ SPILL ] to spill soda on the lap of the receiver.
[ SHOPLIFT ] to shoplift a store with the receiver.
[ FIRECRACKER ] to abruptly set off fireworks near the receiver.
[ THIEVERY ] to be stealing from a place where the receiver can see.
[ HIDE ] to be found under the bed by the receiver.
[ PEER PRESSURE ] to try to convince the receiver to do something.
[ TIC TAC ] to pour some tic-tacs into the palm of the receiver.
[ TRAP ] to walk into traps set by the receiver.
[ BANG ] to shoot receiver with a bb gun.
[ BRAND ] to leave a branded image on receiver's skin.
[ CAPTURE ] to grab hold of the receiver and not let them go.
