#souleatermat

[cactusinmyheart]

reminder!!!!!!!!!!!

this is now a youtube only blog, so if you’re my friend or a mutual or you just like my blog for things that aren’t youtube, you can follow me on my new personal blog here ^_^

[cactusinmyheart]

souleatermat said: I THINK I LEFT KY SPARKLERS THERE SO LIGHT THEM OFF IN CELEBRATION

YES YOU DID AND I WILL BUT IT’LL HAVE TO WAIT BECAUSE I’M DISTRACTED BY YOUR GIFT AND HAVE I MENTIONED THAT I LOVE YOU.

[cactusinmyheart]

ATTENTION EVERYONE.

MAT souleatermat IS MY FAVORITE PERSON ON THE PLANET. EVERYONE SEND HIM A BILLION HUGS AND A BILLION DRAGONS BECAUSE HE IS AWESOME.

[cactusinmyheart]

souleatermat POTTER PUPPET PALS

[cactusinmyheart]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

HAPPY HOGWARTS BIRTHDAY, MAGIC WIZARD BIRTHDAY, FUN WIZARD HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUN FUN FUN FUN! MAGIC FLAVORED BIRTHDAY CAKE, WIZARD WISHES YOU WILL MAKE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANCE WITH EVERYONE two three four 

BIRTHDAY MAGIC WAND (PARTY HAPPY BIRTHDAY) WIZARD PARTY SCHOOL (MAGIC MAGIC WIZARD MAGIC PARTY) GRYFFINDOR (PARTY MORE) HUFFLEPUFF (WIZARD STUFF) RAVENCLAW (HELL NAW) PRETTY SURE THAT’S EVERYBODY

HAPPY HOGWARTS BIRTHDAY, WIZARD SCHOOL PARTY, CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOUTHS. HOGWARTS LESSON NUMBER ONE: NEVER NOT BE HAVING FUN!

CHILDREN EATING CAKE INSIDE THEIR MOOOOUUUUUTTHHHSSSSS

(happy birthday souleatermat)

[cactusinmyheart]

dapperandcharming souleatermat doctorninjaspy bitchtownexpress littler-duck 

this song has been in my head for a while and i honestly don’t know why i didn’t think of it during tech week...

DON’T WANNA SEE YOU GO BUT IT’S NOT FOREVER, NOT FOREVER EVEN IF IT WAS, YOU KNOW THAT I WOULD NEVER LET IT GET ME DOWN ‘CAUSE YOU’RE THE PART OF ME THAT MAKES ME BETTER WHEREVER I GO SO I WILL TRY NOT TO CRY, BUT NO ONE NEEDS TO SAY GOODBYE.

[cosmic-crying]

Haha who's ready to fucking die

[cosmic-crying]

whymarkiplier tagged me in top ten fictional characters hahahahahaHAHAHA HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO PICK TEN FAVOURITES OUT OF MY CHILDREN I’m gonna do it anyway

10) Okay Thorin and Thranduil are both tied for this last place bc they’re both greedy paranoid fuckwads and Thranduil is tall and Thorin has a beard and those two factors kind of cancel each other out so they’re tied

9) Ancano he’s my angry little trash elf he’s such garbage he is literal shit I fucking love him omg

8) Okay Charles Lee and Haytham Kenway are both tied for this spot bc they’re both trash and they’re both gay for each other so I mean

7) Okay real talk Thor is bae he’s so kind hearted and understanding he’s probs an LGBTQA rights supporter and a feminist probably like wow what an absolute bae

6) Jack Sparrow bc tbh who the fuck doesn’t love Jack Sparrow

5) Sebastian is my demon trash child I have a cat named after him as tied for this place is Dean Winchester who is my small child who needs some sense slapped into him and also like 8 billion hugs

4) James Norrington Okay like I know it’s hella obscure but he’s such a sweetie like wowie wowzers golly gee gosh what a bae I also like to deny the third potc movie ever happened so

3) Bilbo he is actually me I’m chubby and like food and warm places and also have a giant gay crush on a dwarf prince

2) Loki I have a dog named after this absolute trashcan he is my garbage son I mean yeah he’s killed people but y'know in this day and age who hasn’t live and let live people c'mon

1) GRELL MY GODDESS MY QUEEN MY ANGEL SHE IS EVERYTHING I STRIVE TO BE and also tied for first is C A S T I E L HE IS MY SMALL ANGEL BABY CHILD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MOTHER HAS A FAVOURITE AND ITS HIM

Also idk who’s been tagged yet but I tag 221bae, thegiraffepresident, bitchtownexpress, dapperandcharming, souleatermat, lesbian-space-rocks, cannoli-and-anime, eatyourfuckingwaffles, and cutekitkat