whymarkiplier tagged me in top ten fictional characters hahahahahaHAHAHA HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO PICK TEN FAVOURITES OUT OF MY CHILDREN
I’m gonna do it anyway
10) Okay Thorin and Thranduil are both tied for this last place bc they’re both greedy paranoid fuckwads and Thranduil is tall and Thorin has a beard and those two factors kind of cancel each other out so they’re tied
9) Ancano he’s my angry little trash elf he’s such garbage he is literal shit I fucking love him omg
8) Okay Charles Lee and Haytham Kenway are both tied for this spot bc they’re both trash and they’re both gay for each other so I mean
7) Okay real talk Thor is bae he’s so kind hearted and understanding he’s probs an LGBTQA rights supporter and a feminist probably like wow what an absolute bae
6) Jack Sparrow bc tbh who the fuck doesn’t love Jack Sparrow
5) Sebastian is my demon trash child I have a cat named after him as tied for this place is Dean Winchester who is my small child who needs some sense slapped into him and also like 8 billion hugs
4) James Norrington
Okay like I know it’s hella obscure but he’s such a sweetie like wowie wowzers golly gee gosh what a bae
I also like to deny the third potc movie ever happened so
3) Bilbo he is actually me I’m chubby and like food and warm places and also have a giant gay crush on a dwarf prince
2) Loki I have a dog named after this absolute trashcan he is my garbage son I mean yeah he’s killed people but y'know in this day and age who hasn’t live and let live people c'mon
1) GRELL MY GODDESS MY QUEEN MY ANGEL SHE IS EVERYTHING I STRIVE TO BE and also tied for first is C A S T I E L HE IS MY SMALL ANGEL BABY CHILD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MOTHER HAS A FAVOURITE AND ITS HIM
Also idk who’s been tagged yet but I tag 221bae, thegiraffepresident, bitchtownexpress, dapperandcharming, souleatermat, lesbian-space-rocks, cannoli-and-anime, eatyourfuckingwaffles, and cutekitkat