If you have time tonight I'd love to read some ABO Merwin smut or fluff:) would be an excellent study break!
I can definitely do this for you!!!! (and whoops this took a turn as I wrote, but I think you’ll enjoy)
“Heat, hot, hot heat.” Eggsy said. “Heeeeeat.” He giggled. “Bruvs, this is like the lamest super villain plan ever. Drug all the world’s omegas into a simultaneous heat. HEEEEAAAATTTTT” He giggled some more.
The alpha hit him.
“Jesus that’s what you guys are passing for tough alphas in this compound?” Eggsy rolled his eyes. “Yawn.”
The alpha hit him again.
“Creative. Sort of like your face tattoo - is that a flower or a squashed bug?” Eggsy tilted his head. “Is it Taye Diggs? Because I’d put his face on mine if you know what I mean.” Eggsy paused. “He is a very attractive man whom I fantasize about.”
“Sir, he is having an unexpected reaction to the drugs.”
“Oh, standard nerd, you picked the wrong side. I could bring you to the light side, oooh I’d be your clint and you’d be my natasha. Though that’s more MCU and I don’t ship it personally. I’m all about phlint.”
“He’s raving like a madman.” The boss said.
Standard nerd pushed up his glasses. “Well actually...”
“Not now. We can just gag him, how long until the heat serum properly kicks him into heat?” The alpha growled.
“Oh come on, that’s the growl that is supposed to get me slick?” Eggsy tutted. “I mean your drug has got the Nile pouring out my ass, but levels didn’t change none just because you got all shouty, piss poor shouty at that.”
“Sir, he is in full heat, he just seems to be able to combat the part of the drug that makes him, suggestible and euphoric.” Standard nerd answered. “Does your side have decent dental?” He asked.
“We do, paid paternity leave too.” Eggsy said. “My mate is going to take six months off once we have a kid.”
“Really?” Standard nerd looked over at the boss. “We don’t even get cable in our bunk.”
“Bruv, you’d have a flat of your own with us.” Eggsy promised.
The alpha grabbed Eggsy’s chin. “You will happily submit.”
“Bruv, you smell like lunchables. There are no drugs in the fucking world that would make me submit to a fucking dickless alpha thug like you. Mated you fuckwit.”
“No you aren’t, no collar, no bite.” The alpha snarled. “What sort of weak alpha lets you wander around free like this?”
Eggsy leaned foward, like to whisper and headbutted the alpha. “The one who is coming to rescue me.” He looked at standard nerd. “You want to live go and hide behind those boxes, my signal went live the second you put that needle in me. Devil’s coming to get his due.” He grinned. “Oooh wonder if I could get him to cosplay a devil. Like a sexy demon? I could be the angel he’s going to corrupt. Get me like those Victoria’s Secret wings.”
The alpha hit Eggsy again before untying him and starting to drag him away. “Huh, you should make a note that your drug seems to have made my legs numb. Seems like it could impact the sex.”
“Noted.” Standard nerd called out. All of a sudden gunfire began to be heard.
“I wonder if he brought Bertha. That’s his favourite gun, not that he’d admit he named it, but I heard him one night.” Eggsy said. “He’s going to fuck you up.”
The alpha snorted. “Like I’m scared of the alpha that couldn’t claim your ass.”
Eggsy began to giggle. The alpha shook him. “What now?”
“Wonder if he’ll fuck me near your corpse, that seems gross.” The door flung open. “Oooh let’s ask him! Hey babe, I’m all drugged into heat and stuff. And I know you like to always be consenty but you’ll have to fuck this out of my system, once you’re done killing the bad guys.”
“No Eggsy.” Merlin sighed as he reloaded his gun.
“Yes Eggsy, I think it will be bad if you don’t.”
“He’s right.” Standard nerd called out. “I went for a fuck or die concoction. Also, if it isn’t too much trouble, can I have proper ventilation in my lab?”
Merlin looked at his mate. “Explanation?”
“Oh I recruited the standard nerd who came up with the drug that has my ass mimicking Niagara. Also getting that itchy feeling babe, so like can we get a move on so there can be a knotty in my booty?” Eggsy paused. “Hey, good news the euphoria is starting to kick in.”
The alpha reached around his back and pulled a gun and put it to Eggsy’s temple.
Merlin growled.
“See? See that right there is a proper growl. Bet you are embarrassed now aren’t you?” Eggsy said. The alpha hit him with the gun. “Rude!” The itch was getting worse. “Can I start masturbating? The situation not sexy, taking it off the roleplay list, but body kind of hurting now. Needing some loving in my oven here babe.”
Merlin hung his head. “Harry will never let me live this down.”
“What the fuck is wrong with you people?” The alpha shouted.
“Many, many things.” Merlin sighed. “Now let go of my omega so that when I kill you, I don’t get your blood on him.”
“I have a gun at his temple. I’m keeping it there and you can’t stop me. You’ll watch me fuck him raw and him love it.” The alpha said. “You’ll watch him beg for my thick knot. And live with the knowledge that you’ll never satisfy him.”
Eggsy frowned. “That doesn’t sound fun.” He frowned more. “And he has a very lovely knot thank you very much. Don’t be mean.” And Eggsy twisted away from the gun and behind the man and snapped his neck. Only he misjudged and the man fell back and Eggsy collapsed under him. “Merlin, a help, he’s smelly and heavy.”
Merlin kicked the body off of Eggsy and hauled his omega up. “Hello.”
“Hello. I got a proper rescue, feeling very like Marian.”
“Maid?” Merlin asked.
“Nah, Raiders of the lost Ark.” Eggsy said. He hugged Merlin and the smell of his mate triggered the last of the drug. “Oh fuck this is starting to hurt babe.”
“The plane is not far away.”
“Can’t make it.”
Standard nerd came out of hiding. “There is a bedroom over there, where he was planning...his plans. But you need to get him there and take care of him. This could kill him.” Standard nerd blushed. “You uh need to fuck him a lot. For the next 36 hours likely. I’ll stay to monitor vitals, provide water.”
“Right.” Merlin picked up Eggsy who sighed happy.
“My mate, my pretty mate, my hero.” Eggsy babbled. “Can you fuck me with your extra heroey cock?”
“It seems I will yes.” Merlin said. He followed the man to the bedroom. “This is tacky.”
“Awwww, it’s like a cheesy honeymoon suite. You took me somewhere classy, this will be a fun change.” Eggsy said. “Come on alpha, fuck me to save me.”
“The paperwork on this is going to be murder.” Merlin muttered as he kicked the door shut, ignoring the nerd who shouted that he would be there. “Eggsy are ye okay with this?”
“Nope, but yup because I like being alive.” Eggsy thought about it. “Huh, I wonder if this drug made my anti pregnancy shots null and void.”
“Oh christ.” Merlin groaned.
“Let’s make a girl, no a boy, oooh let’s make twins!” Eggsy hobbled over and hopped onto the bed. Merlin was still a bit aways. “Merlin, we’re good, promise.”
“No more getting caught and drugged.” Merlin warned sternly.
“Triple promise.” Eggsy crossed his heart. “Cocks out now?”
“Aye.” Merlin looked at him. “I love ye.”
“Yeah yeah me too.” Eggsy grinned. “Now let’s save my life.”
Merlin sighed and dove onto the bed to save his omega’s life.
Standard nerd wondered what sort of flat he would get with the good guys.
