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Bottom Erwin Week 2025 day 3: merman :D 🧜🍑

@bottomerwin

in the mood to write some short one shots, so please send in your prompts! harwtin, merwin, merlahad & merhartwin are all welcome <3

Eggsy: Gun, please! *makes grabby hands at Merlin*

Merlin: Nae, try again, lad.

Eggsy: *considering look* woof!

Merlin: *shakes head*

Eggsy: Please, Merlin?

Merlin: *shakes head again*

Eggsy: Please, Daddy?

Merlin: *sighs, gives him the automatic* do ye feel nae shame, lad?

Eggsy: *giggling and running around with a weapon while the other candidates look on in horror* no! Thank ya, Merlin!

Merlin: I cannae believe ye would do that-

Eggsy: *stops, looking at Merlin in horror* W-wot was I SUPPOSED ta do!?

Merlin: *shakes his head in amusement* nae, lad, ye got the weapon now and know how to ask proper, I guess.

Eggsy: *hiding behind the gun, bright red* I’m never gonna get anything from you without calling you that again, am I?

Merlin: Nae.

Merwin: Joey, I'm gonna pretend for a second that you're my wife and that we have children,

w.s. merwin

What should we do with Nathan Merwin (The Dark Pictures Anthology: House of Ashes)?

Hug

Kiss

Marry

Kill

Voting ended onMay 25, 2025

I miss writing SOMETHING HARD lately. I wish my muse would return. The amount of unfinished, and unposted kinsman fanfic hurts my soul.

I miss fandom.

#merwin